It's time to put out an All Points Bulletin on Sylvester Stallone. Not for artistic crimes but for so grossly abusing his license to pander.

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.

Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and, at the same time, selling yourself

The kind of acting I used to enjoy no longer exists because your prime consideration is the budget, running time, the cost - and whether they'll understand it in Milwaukee

I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting