It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.

If the water goes through the meter and consumed, the consumer is responsible for the bill.

He took to it like a duck to water.

He took to it like a duck to water. You'd never see him without his freaking camera. He wouldn't leave the house without it.

...All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"

"Yeah," said Rincewind. "...Luters, I expect.

He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.