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BILL MOOS I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, becau...
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ARUNDHATI ROY This is my fundamental teaching: that there is no division between this and that. That is contained ...
OSHO It was just a great baseball game. Win or lose, obviously you don't want to lose, but you could unde...
CHRIS BATES This game, with its twists and turns, could have gone either way. This is the way the series is goin...
MIKE SCIOSCIA Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN If Dave says it's right, then how could it be otherwise... Just joking
DAVE BISCHOFF Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS Unless one lives and loves in the trenches, it is difficult to remember that the war against dehuman...
AUDRE LORDE This is a game that I think could really make this team be of age. I think this is a great opportuni...
BOBBY CLARK We were very focused, very concentrated before the game and you could see it on the ice. Today was o...
DOMINIK HASEK [Only a surge in pacifism could dislodge Integrated Defense Tech's IPO and the current war in Afghan...
BEN HOLMES It is looking more and more likely that this could be a problem for long-term space travel.
FRANK CUCINOTTA This is a very, very conservative judge who in his dissenting opinions is overwhelmingly likely to b...
CASS R. SUNSTEIN In addition, it is very likely that United States action in Iraq caused Iran to open its nuclear fac...
JIM GERLACH That is heating back up right now. We're going to get [Garza] some first-team reps.
HARRY HIESTAND There was no possibility that anyone could survive the impact. It is very likely that everyone died ...
ALBERTO GONZALEZ We were better prepared to play the game and the kids came ready to play. The very first tip play ga...
BARRY PRUITT This is very likely,
DIETRICH MATESCHITZ Dave was a consummate entertainer. No matter what musical format Dave chose, he could always command...
TOM BROWN Mark was always a very determined young man. He was one of those naturals that came into class and a...
BILL MERCER Just six years into the 21st century, one can say this is not shaping up to be anything like an Amer...
MARTIN JACQUES Our initial reaction is that the shares are likely to tread water during what is likely to be a diff...
ADNAAN AHMAD The Fed should be very comfortable with this. They likely will shift the bias in their upcoming meet...
CAROL STONE I could tell in the locker room before the game that this time it would be different. It was silent....
DARNELL JACKSON I tried to give my best in every game that I play, but I haven't played so well in this tournament. ...
CHANDA GUNN This building is one of the finest examples of its architectural style in the Midwest. As a result, ...
DAVID BAHLMAN I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA We think it is likely that [Best Buy] will test more broadly as the project takes hold. We know that...
ANTHONY GIKAS It's very unlikely for someone to go outside and shoot someone. It was important to note that the ta...
MAUREEN SHELLEY The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is ...
SAMUEL BUTLER One game in this region could be the matter of going to the state tournament or sitting home and wat...
JAROD INGERSOLL I feel in many ways Matt was less prepared and had more reasons to be nervous and blow it -- make be...
ED BAKER This will be the most significant rain that Canterbury has seen in months and it is likely to bring ...
BOB MCDAVITT This is just what we needed. We needed to be home in the friendly confines of our arena, in our city...
DAVE DICKERSON This was the landing that Dave did not get to make.
DOROTHY BROWN One would like to be grand and heroic, if one could; but if not, why try at all? One wants to be ver...
HARRIET BEECHER STOWE Hockey Canada believes in a safe environment for all players and commends commissioner Dave Branch a...
BOB NICHOLSON I, the soul called Wanderer, love you, human Ian. And that will never change, no matter what I might...
STEPHENIE MEYER Dave has done a tremendous job of developing a very extensive recruiting network and that has helped...
LUKE REIGEL There's no established law on this issue. It's very likely this will be a precedent-setting case.
RICHARD ACKERMAN All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and this one is very good....
JOHNNY DEPP This product could very well be absolutely packed on game days, especially during the first couple o...
ALEX RIETHMILLER There very likely was something else going on that caused this event,
DAVID SIM The game of sevens is quite different. Making the transition to sevens and its challenges can be ver...
GORDON TIETJENS Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th...
DEYTH BANGER A 25 basis-point (one-quarter percentage point) move is very likely and is the most likely outcome.
JEFF PALMA This game, with its twists and turns, could have gone either way for the whole nine innings. It coul...
MIKE SCIOSCIA This could be the most difficult game or us. If we get past this, it should be easier in the semifin...
FERNANDO COUTO Dave is very good defensively on his feet.
DON COOLEY We view this as a one-time event that will likely correct itself in Q4.
TORE SVANBERG This could be done in part, because the equipment was very inexpensive. Not much money was involved ...
JACK KILBY I make sure I always give Him all the glory and praise, because I know that in one second, one game,...
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON Late in the game, one on one like that, very few players can defend him.
ADRIAN HURLEY [The Chicago-based airline faces months of likely heated debate over the plan from creditors and inv...
BILL BRANDT For six years there has been a deadlock. I think the decision could likely be taken at this meeting.
AHMED DJOGHLAF My father Ted fought in North Africa, Italy, and Germany during World War II. My grandfather survive...
RICHARD BRANSON This should be an outstanding game. They are a very, very good team. North Central is one of the bes...
DAVID MCCOLLOUGH I was very confident that we were the only team in the region that could give them a game.
MARK PEARSON I could very likely wake up and feel horrible -- like Nick Nolte's mug shot. I could wake up like th...
JOHNNY WEIR I wish the state would go ahead and seed the playoffs so that we wouldn't be meeting this early. We'...
JULIE MATHENY This was by far our best hitting game of the season. One hit in any of those situations, and we coul...
CHRIS TERRY In the news trenches, always he battled to be accurately first, ... Ed Turner was walking ethics.
BERNARD SHAW We believe that higher bids could be likely from both Colony and Pinnacle.
MARC FALCONE I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
TROT NIXON Its so hard to be perfect in this very imperfect world.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER If you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy, don’t hesitate. Give in to it. There are plenty of live...
MARY OLIVER It was very likely, and to be done in short order.
LOIS PERRIN Greene threw out [the Padres'] Dave Roberts [on a steal attempt on] Sunday and called a good game wi...
FELIPE ALOU I think that Dave Halle ought to be congratulated.
THOMAS SHEPARD Well, Well, Well, its certainly a compelling provocative exciting delicious to think about idea, sma...
JEFF GOLDBLUM In our view, the company is likely to deliver one of the highest top-line growths in 2000 and 2001, ...
CISCO SYSTEMS As bad as we played defensively we were in the game the first half but then we come out and take the...
JAY KARLINS But digging the soldiers out of the trenches, out of the mountains and out of the caves is going to ...
DON SHEPPERD This is very encouraging because it says that in mice we don't find any abnormalities, so then it is...
TOBIAS BRAMBRINK The airlines are always looking for the silver lining in adversity, and I think this is likely to be...
HUGO BURGE While the board has independent power in that regard, it's very likely that they would be highly res...
DAVID POTTER I'm a little surprised about that. In very good shape considering what's been going on, and what cou...
FRED GORDON Having a really solid drummer behind us gave us all a charge. Dave is just this gem in Pittsburgh, t...
JEFF SCHMUTZ It appears that there was very likely something else going on in his case that caused him to have th...
DAVID SIM This was [a game between] two very strong teams. It could have gone either way.
ANN DIPIERRO I have a very high degree of confidence that the security for this game will be unprecedented, will ...
PAUL TAGLIABUE This is a rebuilding year. Next year is going to be the huge turning point. The one positive they'll...
BILL CARROLL We had a very good first game. We had perfect serving. We lost our momentum in game three, and in ga...
CINDY MURPHY As pleased as I was in the first game, I was very disappointed in this one. We are not mentally toug...
JOE VOELKER The outlook revision on San Miguel reflects our view that the company is likely to be less aggressiv...
GREG PAU We have to have that in a game like this. There was no way we could fare well having one half of our...
KAY YOW I have a tremendous amount of respect for the guys on this roster and I'm looking forward to playing...
BRAD MAY A democracy, the realistic observer is forced to conclude, is likely to be idealistic in its feeling...
IRVING BABBITT We couldn't find anyone, and the team knows Dave from the times he's skated with us. You hope in thi...
CHRIS CICHOCKI The president is always somewhere on the horizon in any midterm election, and in this one it might v...
MICKEY EDWARDS Seasoning in something like this is always helpful. I think this will help Dave down the road.
HARRY WELLS It's a long training camp. It's just one day. You can't go off one day. It's what you do in practice...
CRAIG ANDERSON Part of what makes Dave successful is that he's one of the most pessimistic guys that you're going t...
ROB LANIER We do not believe that this single data point reflects a turnaround, but more likely a one-month per...
ANDREW BARISH I think I could have become an outstanding professional baseball player, but I don't think I cou...
JOE NAMATH Near-term, in a market environment in which investors are fleeing to quality, its stock could contin...
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DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
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DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
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DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
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DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
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DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
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DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
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DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
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DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
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DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.
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DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
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DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
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DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
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DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
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DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
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DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
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DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
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DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
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DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
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DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
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DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
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DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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