It's weird to go through a colon.

Right now, most of South Texas is in an exceptional drought, which is the most extreme category. With all the dry weather that we've seen, all the grasses have dried out completely, and any little spark could set them a blaze.

Right now, most of South Texas is in an exceptional drought, which is the most extreme category.

It is weird how we're back in the same position we were last year, but that's what makes it so much fun.

There is nothing wrong with being weird. Anyone who tells you different is only trying to be normal, which is too weird for me.

Dear, the man can't be eviscerated because he has no viscera. He's a walking colon. If you cut him open, you only end up covered in crap.