It's when you take the chill out of chilli that I am left alone.

The joy of having no friends is that I can do anything I want; when I want.
The downside is, that I have no one to share it with.

A hermit never lives alone when he has God as a house guest.

Aliens have been here for millennium.
But they didn't come in spaceships. They came in orange spheres of light.
How do I know?
Because that was the day I died.

A smile can take you anywhere in life.

It's when you take somebody's innocence that you also take their life.