I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.