I've got to say it's been a lot of fun to do, and in a way it really has been a protection. Honestly, I think otherwise I'd have stopped reading newspapers, magazines, books and would have had to go and hide on a remote island until December 1999. When, of course, the jumbo jets would have arrived and I'd have had to flee.
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Related Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I believe that the most important thing for a couple of any sort, to realize in their relationship w... C. JOYBELL C. She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself. ELIZABETH TAYLOR I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I thought you'd be interested in these things as a government man. Ain't you mixed up in the prices ... ERNEST HEMINGWAY I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... MITCH ALBOM Don't do it, because you have to do it.
Do it, because you love to do it. PRITISH PATTANAIK To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. JEFFREY FRY You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE Julia poured tea gracefully, but it all ran over into the saucers. ELIZABETH TAYLOR It appeared to Harriet that she was always the one who remembered having seen other people. They nev... ELIZABETH TAYLOR You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do. CRAIG GROESCHEL The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive! NEIL OLSSON Focus on beauty to have a beautiful life. DEBASISH MRIDHA O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER Had I to do it again, I would have been a math major, probably a double major, and did take a lot of... PARDIS SABETI Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER The second death. To think that you died and no one would remember you. I wondered if this was why w... MITCH ALBOM I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE Mankind have angels and devils, this thing is called balance! DEYTH BANGER I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA If I could be in any band, I think it would have to be the Beatles. That would have been a lot of fu... JASON BEHR Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Better a little with God than a whole lot without Him. Better to have fewer houses, cars, appliances... CRAIG GROESCHEL That's been a problem since Day 1. I had to build my business and do well there in order to take car... EDDIE HOFFMAN When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words. SYED SHARUKH Shine brightly, so you can help those who have not found their path a way through the darkness. JEFFREY FRY Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco... AKIROQ BROST History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way... ROME HARTMAN I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me." Stars flicker... SARAH J. MAAS I take the book stopped at a fold, deliver myself to its pace, to the breathing of the other storyte... ERRI DE LUCA It is another form of back door compulsion in the same way that ID cards have been bolted on to pass... MICHAEL PARKER As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
have been befuddled by the mysteries... LEWIS N. ROE There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learn... HARPER LEE The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. It could have been where I had to do nothing and that would have been great. BRENT MARTIN I kept at it. I don't like to have nothing to do, so I went and asked people if they had anything I ... SHIRLEY NORTON It would have been a lot of fun as a receiver to play. STEVE LARGENT Everyone has a gift. It's up to you to decide what you do with it. ANTHONY T. HINCKS I would have wanted to throw a pass and then go running down the field to lead block. Not that I don... LOFA TATUPU He was an influence. I think there would be a lot of people in this town at that time and still to t... CARLOS PROCHNOW When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"I... DICK ARMEY You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE. LORRIN L. LEE I never had time to get married; I never had a spare minute. At my age I look back and think it woul... CLETE OAKS Coverage had been on radio, TV and two local newspapers. Too many people in Somerset County would ha... EDWARD ISEMAN If you have fun, fine. It's not all life and death. BILL PARCELLS I don't think our secondary has ever been stable since I got here. We have always had guys in and ou... ADAM ARCHULETA Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and sear... AVIJEET DAS That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I had to marry a Greek; I had to stir up the ethnic pot. Otherwise, my children would have been anem... ALEXANDRA WENTWORTH I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. I was a survivor, and I was strong. I would no... SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?" There was nothing but uncompromising w... SARAH J. MAAS There you are. I've been looking for you. His first words to me— not a lie at a... SARAH J. MAAS I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I ... SARAH J. MAAS No one was my master— but I might be master of everything, if I wished. If I dared. SARAH J. MAAS He drained his glass. "I made a mistake." "It's not the end of the world if you do that every n... SARAH J. MAAS I will kill anyone who harms you," Rhys snarled. "I will kill them, and take a damn long time doing ... SARAH J. MAAS The next day, the villages came closer together until the beginnings and endings could no longer be ... PATRICK W. CARR Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?" "Ah. The Suriel to... SARAH J. MAAS It's not as transparent as I would have liked it all to have been. It was an illogical way to say a ... MARK SMITH Just because you haven't got a home, doesn't make you homeless. and Just because you don't... ANTHONY T. HINCKS Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW If God give you strength and courage, don't use it to intimidate people or overpower them, rather us... ANTHONY LICCIONE Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER I hadn't said goodbye. It had been easier, like always, to just disappear, sparing myself the messy ... SARAH DESSEN Foley, Savage and Bret Hart have been doing just fine outside of the world of wrestling, ... What el... BRET HART People that don't know what they are worth will always see their capture's wings, but never their ta... SHANNON L. ALDER Of course I wish Asafa had run, ... I think the world record would have been threatened if he was th... JUSTIN GATLIN When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's rep... DICK ARMEY Without question this battle has been time consuming and draining. How much better could the numbers... ERIC UPIN
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JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins. JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge... JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en... JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB