I've never been lost, but I was mighty turned around for three days once.

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks.

I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days.

We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon.

What is the world coming to, with these modern women? A man can't tell them what to do.