I've noticed if you're a pug owner, you're pug-crazy.

I noticed Laura (the restaurant owner) had a little bucket on the table. For like a week, I was just popping them here and there.

[The owner of the Rare Lemon Crazy Fruit PEZ] doesn't even remember much about how she got it; it was 30 years ago and a sample that never went into production. How can you put a price on something like that? Even if she tried to sell it on eBay, she wouldn't be able to get a proper estimate of its value.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.

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