I've seen my brother, and he's the only one I've seen, ... He was at Fort Chaffee, but I don't know where he went after that.

If you want to get some soul in your body, New Orleans is the place!

I've thought about stayin' around here. That's on my mind. Don't think I hadn't thought about it, 'cause I have. But it's like a guy at the clinic [at Fort Chaffee] said, 'I like it here, but I ain't gonna lie - I miss New Orleans,'

Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.

I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.

You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.