I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted


Jack Nicklaus

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ERIN HUNTER
The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game.
TIM FINCHEM
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
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Any time that is spent or wasted is a life wasted or spent.
SUNDAY ADELAJA
Go get 'em, John. Jack Nicklaus.
LANNY WADKINS
Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD
He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. ...
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Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
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I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance.
MEG NEZAJ
I have had the most spoiled golfing life.
RONNIE CORBETT
Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen.
DAN JENKINS
I grew up watching Lee Trevino, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer.
MOLLY SIMS
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.
JOHNNY MILLER
I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song and just wasted the other ten percent.
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JIM GENOVESE
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DAVIS LOVE III
I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus.
TIM FINCHEM
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EVA LANG
Jack [Nicklaus]'s got to start thinking about when it is time to retire.
KEN VENTURI
If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54.
BILL SHOEMAKER
If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54.
WILLIE SHOEMAKER
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say 'I don't know' about anything.
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My greatest fear is time wasted—a life spent. My greatest fear is passing away from this world wit...
M.J. CHRISMAN
Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar.....................
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I just wanted some good karma, some good positive thoughts. Hey, Jack Nicklaus hit a 1-iron on the g...
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Its amazing, I cant ask for anything more as a birthday gift, ... Ive wanted to win a big race like ...
BOBBY BUTLER
Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it. Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it.
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I haven't talked to (U.S. team captain) Jack Nicklaus about who I might be paired with,
TIGER WOODS
Jack Nicklaus is playing an entirely different game, and one which I'm not even familiar with.
BOBBY JONES
Whether he was kidding or not, ... Tiger Woods wouldn't say it; Jack Nicklaus wouldn't say it.
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Any life wasted or spent is gone and it will never come back.
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Our goal is simple objects, objects that you can't imagine any other way.
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Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public scho...
JACK WHITEHALL
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to ha...
JACK WHITEHALL
Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.
JACK WHITEHALL
When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck te...
JACK WHITEHALL
Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the sa...
JACK WHITEHALL
I acted at school but got very bad parts - things that they'd made up in Shakespeare plays like ...
JACK WHITEHALL
If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.
JACK WHITEHALL
I wish I was a bit shorter, as I think shorter people have better walks. Freddie Fox, the actor, is ...
JACK WHITEHALL
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
JACK WHITEHALL
When I'm on stage, I'm quite over the top - I'm quite flamboyant and camp.
JACK WHITEHALL
I'm not actually posh; I'm really rough and from the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up in ...
JACK WHITEHALL
I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.
JACK WHITEHALL
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
JACK WHITEHALL
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes ...
JACK WHITEHALL
Playing drums feels like coming home for me. Even during the White Stripes I thought: 'I'll ...
JACK WHITE
A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. Th...
JACK WHITE
I just think old old movies, they make you concentrate and pay attention so much more. They feel so ...
JACK WHITE
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my fri...
JACK WHITE
There's Catholic guilt about things, then there's the guilt of being the youngest of 10, so ...
JACK WHITE
If you have twenty guys in the room and you just bring in one girl, you change the entire mood and e...
JACK WHITE
We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer s...
JACK WHITE
I would never purposely sing a song about someone I love, I wouldn't want to embarrass them. But...
JACK WHITE
I think that sometimes love gets in the way of itself - you know, love interrupts itself. We want th...
JACK WHITE
I think the sensitivity that you need to create certain things sometimes would spill over into thing...
JACK WHITE
I consider music to be storytelling, melody and rhythm. A lot of hip-hop has broken music down. Ther...
JACK WHITE
Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get ...
JACK WHITE
I'd make a White Stripes record right now. I'd be in the White Stripes for the rest of my li...
JACK WHITE
I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bong...
JACK WHITE
With the White Stripes we were trying to trick people into not realising we were playing the blues. ...
JACK WHITE
When you put something out there into the world, there's all these words you don't want to h...
JACK WHITE
I want to be part of the resurgence of things that are tangible, beautiful and soulful, rather than ...
JACK WHITE