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Jake lost to an outstanding wrestler. He's a two-time state champion and ranked second in the nation.


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DAVID MCCOLLOUGH You have two ranked teams and I think this is the second-biggest stadium in the country,
BARRY ALVAREZ We played well and to earn a berth to the state tournament is an outstanding achievement for this te...
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JOE FUNDERBURK Denny Linton wrestled a great tournament and was selected as the outstanding wrestler by the coaches...
ARIAH FASANA We should be ranked in the state for the first time ever this year.
JOE KONRAD I grew up reading the newspapers, mostly the sports section. I was a wrestler and would check to see...
MICHAEL PENA This is huge for us. It's like I always tell them: If you want to be state ranked, then you gotta be...
ANDREW HOPMAN When is the last time a 5-0 conference champion lost to a team 0-5 in their league,
DOUG SIMPER Our defense stepped up in the second half and did an outstanding job,
JACK KRAMER In my opinion, the two strongest tournaments in the state are Central York and State College. Eleven...
DENNIS DAMP Mack has tremendous technique and flawless execution. What is most impressive about Mack is that he'...
KIRK SALVO I am happy for our kids, they are an outstanding bunch who have put in the time and effort this seas...
PAT OLMI This meet really was an outstanding end to an outstanding season, and it was great to see the girls ...
JOE CANTILLON Memorial is ranked 12th in the state and really played awesome in winning the Big Eight tournament. ...
BLAKE BUDROW This is an outstanding tournament. You will see a lot of teams you read about and don't see. Of the ...
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FRITZ STROBL A very good series for us against a quality team. They're ranked 10th in the state and to get two wi...
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JODDIE GLEASON Northwestern is always very good. They are ranked 51st in the nation.
BILL RICHARDS We beat the 10th-ranked team in the country in Minnesota State-Moorhead. They had three ranked guys,...
DAVE SCHUTTER We've been going through things a Missouri team hasn't been through in a while. We upset the defendi...
CINDY STEIN Our defense did an outstanding job. In the second half we played ball control.
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HERB STINSON Having someone win two events and anchor our state-winning relay had a lot to do with how high we pl...
COREY HILDEBRAND So far we've only lost to one Division II opponent (Lake Superior State). We still have some tough m...
TONY LARSON Joe Crawford was outstanding, getting to the free throw line and attacking the basket and making his...
TUBBY SMITH We have lost an eloquent voice for human rights and human dignity and a champion for the least among...
GEORGE W. BUSH He's a very technical wrestler. He knows where he is on the mat at all times. He goes from move, to ...
AL GACCIONE T.J. got the job done and did an outstanding job for us. He never lost control of the game. The two ...
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LAUREN We've got to bounce right back and get ready for it. It's great when you have the defending national...
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RON DESANTIS Kate has been a two-time champion with two different partners. It's a testament to her and Sarah tha...
COACH DAVE HAWLEY Golf has lost a great champion,
BEN CRENSHAW The reality is we are still ranked 10th and we are playing a team ranked second in the world who are...
DAV WHATMORE I was two-tenths of a second away from going to state.
MITCH BAKER We are 12-2 in dual meets this season and ranked eighth in the state, third in Class A.
ERICK JENSEN The first time, in 1997, we got second in the state.
FREDA CRAFT Martin Luther King, Jr. Day is a time to honor the greatest champion of racial equality who taught a...
MARK PRYOR It was a two-second call. There was no extended conversation. I don't understand the need to tell an...
GEORGE ARZT The opening drive in the second half was a big key. Darryl Montgomery did an outstanding job of read...
CHRIS NORMAN The pitching was solid. Jake did a good job of getting out of that inning. If we're going to do anyt...
GREG PAYNE We have an enormous amount of room to get better. Are we the 75th-ranked team in the country? Are we...
BILLY DONOVAN When he wakes up (today), I know he's going to be a lot happier than he is tonight. He was second tw...
CHAD POWELL Five of our guys have a state finalist or returning state champion in their weight.
BRIAN SMITH She blew away the time and field. And that is an outstanding time for a freshman.
ROBERTA ANTHES Cory was outstanding in the second half. He gave us a big lift at the guard spot and Lonnie had an e...
RON ROSE Outstanding. I mean, outstanding. I said it all along. ... You know, Joe [Cannon] is one of the grea...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO Youngster year he lost a real close decision. Last year he won Nationals as a second class and got t...
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ARTHUR LAFFER What stands out with both the Wildcats and Purdue, ... is that they've got outstanding coaches. Joe ...
JIM YOUNG I feel as if I've gone past the lukewarm stage that Jesus talked about in the book of Revelations an...
ANNA M. AQUINO There are people that are to champion the campaign and advocacy against the cycle of ungodliness and...
SUNDAY ADELAJA The kid was the best wrestler at the tournament, hands down. Jake wrestled this kid so tough. He end...
DALLAS ROBINSON Nonetheless, we continue to be obsessed with finding or inventing a European nation which, as in the...
ULRICH BECK Fairfield has an outstanding team. It's two outstanding teams going at each other. We're both fun to...
BRENDAN HIGGINS That was an outstanding time.
KIRK SCHMALTZ Matt had an outstanding day. He's a freshman and he won both the mile and the two-mile.
DON KNAPP He had an outstanding game with two fifties and four wickets to round off a week in which he became ...
ALASTAIR COOK The only meaningful fighter and champion in the super middleweight division is Jeff Lacy, but if Joe...
GARY SHAW He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik...
TOBA BETA She's a two-time conference champion and among the best in our region. I don't think a lot of people...
CLEVIS JEFFRIES I opened it up a little more today. I love having a tough draw. There are a lot of ranked guys on my...
SETH PUGH Union is going to be tough. They're undefeated and ranked fourth in the state. We're looking forward...
BRUCE BAILEY I am not the champion of lost causes, but the champion of causes not yet won.
NORMAN THOMAS I stuck up for him. I said Joe is a great champion. We went to Manchester to pay him the respect and...
GARY SHAW I was a true wrestler. I was a Division I national champion. I came into the business wanting one th...
BROCK LESNAR I get excited for most of my matches, but at state I kind of expected to win. I was kind of not happ...
CLINT CASTANEDA When they went to the state, and came back as a state champion, then we were all sisters and brother...
ALVIN ANDERSON That poor kid has had one nagging injury after another. But Jake still outworks everyone on the cour...
CHRIS SCRIMSHER He told me after finishing school (where he'd been an outstanding wrestler) that he wanted to become...
IVAN VENIKOV I know this experience will only help him and I look for him to be back contending for the state tit...
JOE FUNDERBURK We will be heading into the meat of our schedule, so it will be important for us to be prepared and ...
JOE FUNDERBURK We haven't brought three to state since 2002. That was the year we got our first state champion in B...
DAVE SANCHEZ When you're playing the seventh ranked team in the nation, you need to do something special to win. ...
TERRI MITCHELL She has done an outstanding job as superintendent. She has selected excellent people to work around ...
ARNOLD LEVINE Troy's remarkable vision, understanding of the game and penchant for hard work were evident since da...
ED GOREN They have an outstanding team. I wouldn't be surprised if they brought home a state championship.
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LLWYD ECCLESTONE It's tough when you have an X on your back. We're ranked sixth in the state and everybody's gunning ...
DEL RUITER That concerns me. They did a nice job against Furman. Even though they lost those two all-conference...
BOB SPOO He is the most technical wrestler on our team and should definitely compete for the state title.
ERICK JENSEN He was a (junior varsity) wrestler until about two weeks ago. He rose to the challenge.
DAVE EWING The final score was not indicative of how well we played. South Eugene is currently ranked No. 13 in...
TONY SMITH But it was on my mind that my senior year as a wrestler might be lost.
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JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON