Jerusalem was capital of southern Israel, known then as Judah. Isn't it true that there's always a rivalry between north and south? North and South Korea, North and South Vietnam, Northern and Southern Ireland, Yankees and Rebels, uptown and downtown. Somebody please tell me why that is? Maybe southerners get too much sun, like Mr. Sock over there, frying his threads, and northerners don't get enough (although I hardly think northern Israel a cool spot in the shade), but southern peoples--tropical and downtown types--always seem to lean toward decadence, whereas uptown, in the north, progress is favored. Decadence and progress obviously are at odds.
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NOAM CHOMSKY The railroad was the making of the south side. It was almost a separate community. Whereas farther n... WENDELL NELSON Bright and fierce and fickle is the South,/ And dark and true and tender is the North. ALFRED LORD TENNYSON North Woods and South Woods NANCY ADAMS The South Korean disclosure will deflect attention from North Korea and Iran where it belongs, JOSEPH CIRINCIONE I think it's pretty self-evident that land prices downtown have escalated so rapidly that people are... CHARLES HEIMSATH Today, the current military demarcation line between North and South Korea is the most heavily armed... LEON LAPORTE Slavery exists. It is black in the South, and white in the North. ANDREW JOHNSON You know, North Korea situation is far worse than East Germany, and South Korea is weaker than West ... KIM DAE JUNG Sure, the North Koreans can do tremendous damage in South Korea through rocket attacks, artillery an... 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GUY LEBLANC To be frank, there is a difference in recognition between North Korea and the other countries. In pa... KENICHIRO SASAE The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND The heart of the People, North and South, is for the Union. EDWARD EVERETT Beijing cannot sit by and let her North Korean ally be bombed, nor can it allow U.S. and South Korea... PAT BUCHANAN Somebody once said that Washington was a city of Northern charm and Southern efficiency. JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY Both North and South Korea have a very clear win-win here. It's a distraction. It doesn't change the... DAVID KANG The compact which exists between the North and the South is a covenant with death and an agreement w... WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON At the outset of the creation of the euro in 1999, it was expected that the southern eurozone econom... ALAN GREENSPAN Italy is divided between us and them, rich and poor, north and south, young and old, employed and un... ROMANO PRODI Although we are aware that North Korea is attaching importance to the liquidation of the past, that ... KOICHI HARAGUCHI [One potential sticking point in all this is verification. Analysts have long suggested that North K... JIN CANRONG They could play an endless game of hide-and -seek in so many rooms and up and down the halls that in... EUDORA WELTY The only authority I respect is the one that causes butterflies to fly south in fall and north in sp... TOM ROBBINS It is no surprise nations like South Korea are beginning to hedge their bets in light of the North K... JOSEPH CIRINCIONE After the 1954 Geneva international conference, Vietnam was divided into two parts. On paper, North ... NGUYEN CAO KY Part of my heritage being Korean, it's going to be interesting going to Korea and answering thes... RICK YUNE We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him. REBECCA HARDING DAVIS The thing that makes it impressive is it's pretty much all of North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, ... BILL SORENSEN To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN The homes will close in 2007, and a temporary connection north and south will meet village standards... BRAD GOSS There was no south, there was no north, no east and no west-just the 11 apostles. PAUL J. F. LUSAKA In a compass, we got north, south, east and west, right? But in between that, you got things like no... BJ THE CHICAGO KID I know that the executive search team is considering options as far north as Boulder and as far sout... KELLY LADYGA Instead of going to Platteview, maybe we'll go north or south... maybe we'll say that there are too ... PAUL MULLEN We need locals to use the north-south roads that serve them best. If you're a local and have a bette... BOB MCKENZIE When you say, 'Southern,' or you speak about a southern accent, there's always that draw... ANGIE THOMAS A harrassed and dubious childhood under the hand of a well-meaning but barbarous mother's help f... LOUIS MACNEICE Out of the south cometh the whirlwind: and cold out of the north. BIBLE All this storm has to do is track a little further, like 60 miles to the north and west, and you cou... BERNIE RAYNO With the Lincoln assassination, the South didn't feel it could mourn along with the North. But G... CANDICE MILLARD In life, one must gage how far one has come, where one is at, and how much more there is to go. JAIME CONTRERAS But the Constitution was made not only for southern and northern states, but for states neither nort... WILLIAM H. SEWARD Even if North and South were playing tiddlywinks it would be competitive. JAY TRUE The creation of Physics is the shared heritage of all mankind. East and West, North and South have e... ABDUS SALAM There's a lot of talent in South Central L.A., in Compton and Long Beach and Watts, and the city... ICE CUBE Those fires in South Central spread to mid-Central, then North Wilshire, then on the verge of Hollyw... CECIL MURRAY The north and the south thou hast created them: Tabor and Hermon shall rejoice in thy name. BIBLE North wound up having a strong program last year. And South-you can't get any better than state cham... JOE KIEFER This is a very important intersection in the north part of the city and maybe we've been pushed asid... DAVID HEYMAN [In addition to the president,] there were about 250 native leaders from all over North and South Am... KAY HENDERSON There must be some security arrangement in the south of Lebanon so northern Israel is not threatened... 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