Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

Joe Frazier got hit more than me - and he doesn't have Parkinson's.

This may shockan amasia but I'm gonna beat Joe Frazier.

I used to tease Joe Louis by reminding him that I was the greatest of all time. But Joe Louis was the greatest heavyweight fighter ever.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.