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DAVID IVES either be severely or permanently impaired.
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ABERJHANI My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.
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SUNDAY ADELAJA You can be all that you want to be.
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ATTORNEY MANGIERI Reactions most of the time are congratulations, God bless you and they say if you can handle a famil...
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CHRISTINA CHAMBERS She wanted to be herself at all costs.
KIERA CASS They are probably the most intense in the whole group of herding dogs, ... They have intense concent...
LISA PETERSON A well-instructed people alone can be permanently a free people.
JAMES MADISON A well-instructed people alone can be permanently a free people
JAMES MADISON In terms of diseases or any skin conditions there are no risks involved. As long as they have their ...
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HOLLY HANSON There are intense talks going on. They are trying very hard to see if they can make last-minute chan...
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ELLEN BASS In addition to being a very cost-effective solution, it can handle very extreme external conditions ...
BOB ATCHISON Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can i...
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ARTHUR GUITERMAN If children can't handle competition when it's necessary, or take some criticism, or never s...
LZ GRANDERSON Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect the...
JO BRAND The workers who harvest our food have been systematically denied the basic rights that are granted t...
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LESLY SIMMONS The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, May be respected, but is never loved.
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ROBERT GOTTLIEB You'll be okay. No matter what shape reality takes, you can handle it.
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HENRY DAVID THOREAU I'm not Veeck. I don't sit around saying, 'What's the craziest thing we can do?
BROOKS BOYER There are many things they can do to improve conditions that don't cost any money.
VICKY GUNDERSON We are always falling in love or quarreling, looking for jobs or fearing to lose them, getting ill a...
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AUDRE LORDE The family no longer believes they can handle the case.
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