Jordan sounded like she had really lost the plot, and the only thing I can put it down to is hormones and wedding jitters.

Jordan was yelling 'I don't want you to go anywhere near him'. I thought it was a joke and started laughing and she said 'What are you laughing at, you slag?'

I was obsessed with Val McDermid's Tony Hill and Carol Jordan books, delightfully twisted stuff.

Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium Lint's gigs for the past two weeks because of it."
"Actually, they changed their name," Jordan said. "They're Midnight Burrito now.

When lightning struck, it sounded like a bomb went off. We saw a flash on the east, and it struck on the west.

When lightning struck, it sounded like a bomb went off, ... We saw a flash on the east, and it struck on the west.