[Josh Fogg, the Pirates' player representative, agrees with the union's decision to accept a stiffer penalty for first-time steroid offenders. The union is pushing for a 20-game punishment, up from the current 10-day penalty. Commissioner Bud Selig has pushed for a 50-game ban for first-time offenders.] Everyone wants to clean it up, ... We're going to have to meet in the middle between the penalty Bud wants and what we have now.
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information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do: You must learn how to make a perfect ch... SHEL SILVERSTEIN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The penalty for exceeding the time limit is the forfeiture of the game. HOWARD STAUNTON He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA Everything about Andrew was hot, from the hands holding him down to the mouth steadily taking Neil a... NORA SAKAVIC If the penalty for hiring illegals is just a fine, it becomes a business decision. But if the penalt... JOSE FERREIRA We're now more aggressive. We're a team which wants the ball constantly and when we have it, we head... LUIS FIGO Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de... C. JOYBELL C. May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH What won the game for us was we went for post on a penalty and we got three points out of it. You ha... BRAD CASETTA SR What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH These facilities were relatively rustic even for this area of the world. Other inns at least had ind... ASHIM SHANKER You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE This is a coup for commissioner Bud Selig. I'm surprised it's as good as it is. FAY VINCENT But secondly you say 'society must exact vengeance, and society must punish'. Wrong on both counts. ... VICTOR HUGO It would've helped if someone had told us the rules before the first shot. You line up for a penalty... BRIAN KELLEHER I just didn't start off very well and it was a long day. All day I was grinding, but I stayed as pat... TIGER WOODS A new day is here! yesterday is gone! tomorrow is preparing to come! but why is today here? ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Eat for lunch, but let something for dinner. ERBLIN VUKAJ Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians. SUNDAY ADELAJA If you are among the good fellows chances are that you will be among the blemishes for the wicked ar... APURVA GAGLANI It's hard when you have things but lose them, it's even harder when you feel that you're being left ... GARY F EVANS... Starting today, must forget what gone yesterday,appreciate what remains today & look forward what ca... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA call it chicken salad SARAH DESSEN Society. The same society, I might add, that dictates that little girls should always be sugar and s... SARAH DESSEN Avoid the penalties of the blame game. You were born to be boss player, not a blame giver. Stop the ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL Better a little with God than a whole lot without Him. Better to have fewer houses, cars, appliances... CRAIG GROESCHEL The penalty still would have been up to 10 years for each charge, but it would have been classified ... DONNA ELDER Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?... ERNEST HEMINGWAY The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL We were all over Arsenal, far superior to them. We had more scoring chances, including the penalty, ... FERNANDO ROIG It wouldn’t make much sense to increase the penalty for bigamy. A bigamist has two mothers-in-law,... WINSTON CHURCHILL The penalty for failing to pay is much smaller than the penalty for failing to file. JESSE WELLER The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the ... H. L. MENCKEN The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the... H. L. MENCKEN The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the ... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Leave the problems of God to God and karma to karma. Today you're here and nothing you do will chang... JAMES CLAVELL Why live for the day,
when you know the next one
is going to be exactly the same. HUGO SVENSSON I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations... C. JOYBELL C. Had it not been for slavery, the death penalty would have likely been abolished in America. Slavery ... ANGELA DAVIS If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? T.S. ELIOT Working hard is not a waste of time, but a state of mind. Keep pushing your limits until you reach t... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Again, I am surprised why people seek to eliminate lust and cling to love; as they wish to ignore ha... C. JOYBELL C. I feel so honored to be able to say "What I do is for my son" without that being an excuse to do stu... C. JOYBELL C. Under current law, there is no additional penalty for someone who enters the United States illegally... JOHN SHADEGG Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Now is everything Now is the essence Now is the focus Focus on the now For that ... KAREN HACKEL The bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get... SARAH DESSEN This is a 911? You know you only text that when someone is dead or dying. You scared the crap out of... SARAH DESSEN It’s the things you fight for and struggle with before earning that have the greatest worth. SARAH DESSEN If we want to contend for a championship, we have to make foul shots early. We can?t give up a big l... HARRY BOSLEY For Josh, it'll be a test for him coming back for the first game, especially against a really good d... AVERY JOHNSON Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin... AKIROQ BROST The penalty for repeatedly failing to file is 10 per cent of your tax balance owing, plus two per ce... JAMES RHODES The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Life can only be understood looking backward. It must be lived forward. ERIC ROTH You're afraid of getting hurt like I'm afraid to die. It doesn't mean I'm not going to live every da... VI KEELAND Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. KODY KEPLINGER I turn and kick with the first one and feel myself being lifted and thrown towards the beach. It's l... MARK SMITH What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough ... DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o... DOUGLAS ADAMS The stiffer the penalty, the greater the message is sent. LOU BROCK The stiffer the penalty, the greater the message is sent, LOU BROCK In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;... C. JOYBELL C. We pushed it a little too far. We got caught with something NASCAR didn't like, they imposed a penal... CHAD KNAUS We got blamed for penalty after penalty after penalty. GREG AUSTIN We don't have the death penalty for adultery. BORIS KAYSER With Josh earning the call-up to the national team, it is going to give other players in our program... IAN MCINTYRE I don't spend a lot of time asking "WHY?" Instead I focus on what I should do now or how I should re... JEFF DIXON-THE KEY TO THE KINGDOM We still feel it's important to have them pay a penalty for the past violations. LAURENCE LAU In the first place, we have to stop giving up so many fouls. But we have to be tougher on our markin... CHRIS ALBRIGHT When a guy goes out there and kills somebody, he might look at himself as the winner. But in truth h... DREXEL DEAL There was a lot of firsts: my first game, first goal, first penalty, ... Everything seemed to be a f... SIDNEY CROSBY This Bible is for the government of the people, by the people and for the people. JOHN WYCLIFFE Together my wife and I are building the kingdom of God, exercising dominion, beating back the weeds ... R.C. SPROUL JR. He?s a hard nosed player. He plays a great up and down game. It was a great shot on the first goal a... BOB HARTLEY Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. It is a cruel game and it is very harsh on the players. To come in 3-1 down at half-time felt unfair... TONY MOWBRAY Dylan has only played football for two years after transferring in from Minnesota. We were a little ... DEAN CAPPEL You have to create your own luck. At 2-0 the match is over. With a Beckham penalty it is 90 percent ... FABIEN BARTHEZ Anything that is exclusive will be accused of elitism; living one’s dreams will be called pretenti... FENNEL HUDSON
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JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all... JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ... JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n... JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo... JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense. JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '... JOSH RADNOR