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Just because I'd kicked junk, after all, did not mean I'd kicked being a junkie. And junkies lie. It's their primary addition.


Jerry Stahl

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BRIAN CUTLER We were just annoyed at being kicked off Main Street.
DYLAN THOMAS They just kicked our tails. They wanted it more than we did.
DUDLEY ETHERIDGE Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES JR. This is not a rookie crew underground. So we're just trusting that their training and their mining i...
GENE KITTS Showing your ID is a far cry from being searched for explosives.
CHARLES SLEPIAN I'm not one to blow smoke at my players. They kicked our butts on the offensive boards. And it's not...
GREGG POPOVICH Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked
AMERICAN PROVERB You can't just give people an ID card and everyone relaxes.
GRIER WEEKS I am president now, and tired of being kicked around.
WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT The past just came up and kicked me.
VANESSA WILLIAMS She kicked on and just kept on going.
DAVID HOFMANS As Cro-Magnon as it sounds, the problem with attitudes is some people have just never had their ass ...
ORLANDO MCGUIRE We just got our butts kicked,
BILL DAVIDSON I'll make it short and sweet. I don't have much to say. I mean, we got our butts kicked and we need ...
TOM BRADY Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
GRAHAM ROBERTS I'm against voter fraud in any form, and I have long supported a national voter ID card. But ID ...
ANDREW YOUNG It's probably being kicked around by more dominant lions.
PATRICK ROY As you can not do what you wish, you should wish what you can do. [Lat., Quoniam id fieri quod vis...
TERENCE (PUBLIUS TERENTIUS AFER) Have you ever used a fake ID?
JAY LENO The ID evidence was flawed.
BOB LONG The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negativ...
RUSH LIMBAUGH I am absolutely opposed to a national ID card. This is a total contradiction of what a free society ...
RON PAUL He took a pistol-whipping tonight. He played offense, played defense, kicked off and punted and did ...
CARL GROSS In Taunton, nine out of 21 establishments did not ask for ID and in Middleboro four out of nine fail...
DAVID DEIULIIS Id go over frequently and visit with her.
BETTY B. GIBSON There were windows smashing and flames right up to the roof. The officers just kicked down the door....
JUSTIN WHITE Checking of students' ID cards is not enough to ensure security, all bags must be checked as well.
HABIB RAHMAN We got our butts beat. I'll say it again, I got my behind kicked and everyone else in that locker ro...
MIKE BROWN People actually live with their id exposed. They're not good at concealing what's going on i...
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN I started to develop a penchant for the odd hot foil of smack. After all those years of calling junk...
STEPHEN RICHARDS Name ID is not going to be enough for him this time.
KATON DAWSON For me, your real age is not the age on your ID. That's just a date when you were born.
JOSE MOURINHO We got our ass kicked.
MIKE SHANAHAN We got our butts kicked,
JACK NICKLAUS We got our butts kicked. We're not the first team they've done that to and we won't be the last. As ...
ROB SMITH Where id was, there ego shall be.
SIGMUND FREUD Where id was, there shall ego be.
SIGMUND FREUD Your user ID, your password, if you're purchasing anything online, credit card numbers, bank account...
BARBARA ANTHONY Id rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE Champions all get kicked when they're down.
APOLO OHNO We're all right -- but nobody likes to get their butts kicked. Who's to say we can't go on a tear? D...
JUAN PIERRE We're arguing that it is creating a national ID system.
CHRIS HOOFNAGLE Voter caging and voter ID laws exist to disfranchise voters.
CYNTHIA MCKINNEY I was basically kicked off the team. There was an incident after the Mount Vernon game [on Friday]. ...
MANUAL CASS Can I see some ID?"

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ADAM REX Nutrition . . . has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists a...
ADELLE DAVIS Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
STEVEN WRIGHT Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
STEPHEN WRIGHT We are hoping that the public will bear with us and make their effort to bring the proper ID.
KAREN OSBORNE Tonight we got beat by a better team. They just kicked our butt.
TOM GRIPPA Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncra...
GUY KAWASAKI I'm really not a TV junkie... OK, I kind of am a TV junkie, but I'm much more of a movie jun...
ALISON BRIE Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.
ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. The vision of this, when the president signed off on this, was that when you are granted an ID card ...
KAREN EVANS One of the victims, she made ID off a photo lineup.
TOM SCHEBEN In Mexico, they don't have birth certificates... They don't have registration cards for vote...
PETE GALLEGO He's been kicked around a bunch.
BRANDON DOMAN Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
JOHNNY HART Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.
JOHN MAYER We looked at the tape and we kicked their butts. We were doing everything right.
KRISTEN DONOFRY Speak, or be kicked.
UNKNOWN I got kicked out in grade school because I staged a riot because I wanted more library time.
BITSIE TULLOCH Everybody who attended the meeting will get a card and an ID number. (Law enforcement) will know who...
AL HEISER That said, ID does not qualify as science because it gives us nothing to test or measure. Science re...
TONY SNOW The government is not in the national ID card business; all the credentials (that the government iss...
DAVE NELSON The real shame about the ending of the Guns N' Roses when I got kicked out wasn't just that ...
STEVEN ADLER it didn't just kick in when the new measurement methods kicked in.
GREG HOLLAND The first thing we looked at was what we did and how successful we were after 9/11. We called our ra...
BOB DIBIASIO ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still ...
BRUCE SCHNEIER It's a hell of a time to be telling people that they're kicked out, a week after the [Thanksgiving] ...
DOUG CULKIN He [Halifax] had said that he had known many kicked downstairs, but he never knew any kicked upstair...
GILBERT BURNET I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspend...
LEBRON JAMES If an NSA, FBI, CIA, DIA, etc analyst has access to query raw SIGINT databases, they can enter and g...
EDWARD SNOWDEN Week by week the government has had to change their case on ID cards as more and more defects are re...
EDWARD GARNIER I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
RITA RUDNER I hate it when they make them sing after they get kicked off. Why turn the knife?
BEN E. KING A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
EDGAR A. SHOAFF Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
UNKNOWN If I paid less attention to details, Id trust easier.
KEYSHMA.SOSA In some states it's against state statute to ask for photo ID. It doesn't mean you can't offer it, b...
DAVID DALRYMPLE They're more likely to compare each photo to their original memory and make a positive ID if there's...
BRIAN CUTLER We have some good images of the suspect. We just haven't been able to ID who he is.
CRYSTAL CANDY I got my butt kicked.
BERNARD HOPKINS We've kicked it around, definitely,
BILL LESTER He certainly kicked his butt.
DERECK WHITTENBURG ID cards are always free. We don't want anything to stand in the way of families being able to get t...
LISA CULLEN We just flat got our butts kicked. We didn't show up to play.
SAMUEL WEST The Europeans kicked our butt yesterday and we were embarrassed. We had to come out swinging early a...
CHRIS RILEY We just kicked his butt. Every time we have a debate, he talks about milking cows and all this pap, ...
DICK LEGGITT The Cowboys kicked our butt. They executed better than we did. I never would have expected it.
BRANDON SHORT Premise ID will not cure any disease. It will help in being able to track potential victims of a dis...
JOHN ROBERTS Punk rock was exciting because you could get your ass kicked for looking like a punk. Punks were atr...
PERRY FARRELL I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the sh*t kicked out of me by a girl.
RYAN DUNN That's the number my staff has kicked around over the years.
WILLIAM GRIFFITH I feel like I got kicked in the stomach.
PAT CROCE I don't know if they dominated, but they kicked our butts.
JIM TRESSEL There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.
AUBREY PLAZA If ID card is everything, what do ration-card stands for?
VIJAYRAJ BHATT That's what campaigns are for, to get the name ID out.
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JERRY SEINFELD My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER