Just because you want to be glamorous, don't be a sheep about your eye makeup.

Just because you don't announce your plan doesn't mean you don't have one.

Just because your ratings are bigger doesn't mean you're better.

Men are just jealous because they can't wear makeup.

As soon as I get home from a day of work, I bathe, brush my hair, put on fresh makeup, and slip into a hostess gown.

You don't stop thinking about women just because your wife dies. It's terrible, but you know. I just want the hugs, the kisses. A kiss!