Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'
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CIARA If you were in a skid, Pedro would come in and stop the bleeding at times. He can give you a boost w... NOMAR GARCIAPARRA Dick Cheney is a nice man. He has a nice demeanor, and he's nice to talk to, and all that's very imp... BARBARA BOXER Look at his track record. How does he do it? He just has an air about him. Players respect him. They... GAR HEARD Ever since then, I tried to do everything I can and coach G has been working with me and teaching me... JOSEPH JONES The real anomaly in the administration is Cheney. I consider Cheney a good friend; I've known him fo... BRENT SCOWCROFT On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpasse... JAY LENO I really like his presence and his confidence. We just have to help him catch up in some other areas... DEWAYNE WALKER I just love working with Eminem. He's just one of my favorite rappers, and his lyrics - he's... RIHANNA I loved it. I hope he dances about 15 times this year. 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I'm just interested in finding out about him period. Just what kind of ... DWAYNE CURTIS I'm so sorry," I whisper. I lean forward and kiss him. His eyelashes flutter and he looks at me... SUZANNE COLLINS Well, what do you want me to say?' The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. 'Well done on mar... JAMES GOSS So in the middle of all the noise, I point to the sky. I hope he understands what I mean, because I ... ALLY CONDIE Ray Lewis has done it, been in the Super Bowl, been in some Pro Bowls, so I think Jonathan Vilma kin... HERMAN EDWARDS Tom is the kind of guy that people want to go after because he plays politics to the hilt, and polit... BILL FRENZEL He might throw seven one night, and we'll only charge him five, because they were just too easy. Som... BILL BAVASI He told me that they sent threatening messages to him, but he continued to tell me that he was born ... BERNICE SMITH I gave him plenty of room at the hairpin...and he just ran into me. I don't know what happened, he w... SEBASTIEN BOURDAIS When I asked him -Mr.Henry Ford- if he ever worried, he replied: "No. I believe God is managing affa... DALE CARNEGIE And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woma... MARY TYLER MOORE If I die, I just want you to know that you have never looked hotter than you do right now, and that ... ELLA FRANK *When talking to Sai about saving Sasuke from Orochimaru*
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JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co... JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&... JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin... JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett... JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t... JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ... JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N... JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led... JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose... JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s... JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a... JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall... JON KATZ