Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.