Just wait til you're older; you'll start telling younger people, "Just wait til you're older..." too.

Life is like a horrible Christmas gift; you never asked for it yet you still have to put it to good use or risk offending the people who gave it to you.

That’s the duty of the old, to be anxious on behalf of the young. And the duty of the young is to scorn the anxiety of the old.

As a Child, Exercise was a Nearly Unconscious Effort; as an Adult, the Effort to Exercise Nearly makes me Unconscious.

Maturity is not defined by one's age. It comes with time and the blessings you gain from the past... good and bad.

Youth condemns; maturity condones