Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance!

Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut.

I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore.

You know I used to be a heartthrob, and now I'm a coronary.

I talked to Bob Feller just a couple weeks ago about Hal. Feller had nothing but good things to say about him.

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on.