Knowing I couldn’t get into Mensa with a stinger missile, I decided to use my dislike for humans to my advantage. I signed up to kill the humans that the Christians in the US were afraid of or wanted to rob.

I reason that humans having only a brain as a defense against the seen and unseen creatures that surround them, do whatever it takes to survive.

If you're looking for a friend, keep looking. While I make a worthwhile enemy, I'm an appalling friend.

Intellect walks away from a hopeless case, but not the idiot. He looks up, sees that he's in a hole, and digs with even more determination.

Bob Miller, the author of Alacrán, The Honey Badger, said, 'I've noticed in my 74 years that longevity seems to favor those who instinctively know when to hold on and when to turn loose.'

When you manipulate the truth, it is no long the truth. There is no such thing as a half truth or an innocent lie. You can acquire a Rock Python and call it your pet snake if you like, but you're fooling only yourself.