LIFE IS LIKE ELECTRICITY, ANYONE CAN SHOCK YOU

I call her Google, Because she got everything I'm searching for

I call her Google because she got everything I have been searching for.

I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke about anything but I never laugh at nobody. Good humor is about laughing with not about laughing at.

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

Make sure the lions you roll with aren’t snakes in disguise.