Labels are devices for saving talkative persons the trouble of thinking

Three things matter in a speech - who says it, how he says it and what he says, and of the three, the latter matters the least

You cannot demonstrate an emotion or prove an aspiration.

People coming from Lakeview Drive have trouble getting out at that intersection. I just came from there and seven cars were lined up waiting. This is the traffic situation in December. There are even longer waits in the summer.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.