Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player.

I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player.

I hated baseball. I really didn't like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me... Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, 'I'll be home tomorrow.'

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.

Too many managers manage by what the postgame press conference is going to be.

You can't put a slug out there at first base and expect him to make plays.