Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.