Language moves so fast and people are so clever at inventing new terms, it takes an army to keep up. Suggestions from correspondents are always a good starting point-they give us something to investigate.

I want to join the U.S. Army or Air Force, but because of the language, I can't.

The one thing I never want to see again is a military parade. When I resigned from the army and went to a farm I was happy. When the rebellion came, I returned to the service because it was a duty. I had no thought of rank; all I did was try and make

A new slang term was obviously needed to describe this behavior. Jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, in front of millions, is truly bizarre.

Ben and John are such great scorers. And it's great for me because when I'm on the floor I could care less about points. All I want to do is to make that perfect pass.

That's something we need to get going.