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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS It's going to happen. I'm trying to stay positive. When things go bad, they get worse. We've got the...
CONOR GILLASPIE I said, 'Why don't we go to 15 West?'They said, 'They don't like Indians there.' So I said, 'How abo...
JERRY HAYES I'm glad we finally got a T-shirt. They got, like, six last year.
BRIAN RANDLE We get along well. They know what they have to do. I thought we got along pretty well last year, but...
RACHEL FOSTER But this was worse than last year. At least we showed a little offense last year. This year, we were...
JEFF METHENY They apologized. They said they learned a lesson and they said they will go over the rules to change...
BERTHENA DORINVIL Last year we used to beat ourselves up when we got behind and it only made it worse. This year we ke...
AMANDA SEARLS When things go wrong, you'll find they usually go on getting worse for some time; but when things on...
C.S. LEWIS Last year, I got jumped on, and they broke my leg.
LORENZO BERNARD LOCKETT This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE The first thing they said was that it wasn't going to be like last year. They were more emotional th...
JEFFERY ANDERSON All good people agree,
And all good people say,
All nice people, like Us, are We
An...
RUDYARD KIPLING They return all five starters from last year and they play very good defense. We got them twice last...
SHAUN RATAY Last year, we came into the season with no expectations. This year, the expectations got higher and ...
GARY COBB We got the ball into Rogers, particularly in the second half, and they had trouble containing him.
JOE BALESTRACCI Last year, they came in and they were on top a lot and we were kind of the underdog. This year, I fe...
WILL SHERIDAN But we don't want to harp on last year. We have a chance to prove (we're a playoff team) this year a...
ERIC MOULDS Last year, I said this is going to be a season to tell our grandchildren about, but this one was wor...
MAX MAYFIELD I've never seen a team like that. Last year they weren't the same. This year they run like 15 plays ...
JASON FONTENET We had motivation, losing to them last year and losing some tough games this year. So I said, Okay, ...
FRANK GAY They've taken over my garage, ... I think they are worse this year. They really seem to like the dog...
JENNIFER WOODS The kids improved a lot on getting stronger and faster. I think we are better than we were last year...
COACH RICHARD GRISSOM We had a close one with them last year so they will be ready to come out against us. My goal is that...
BUFFY BAKER We got runner-up last year. We'd like to take it a step further this year.
FRANK HOWELL They [Rogers] said it is about the benefit of the Chinese community.
ELAINE XIE Last season they (Barcelona) saw the quarterfinal on TV, and this year we must do the same. They can...
JOSE MOURINHO Dr Strauss said I had something that was very good. He said I had a good motor-vation. I never ever ...
DANIEL KEYES Things will get worse before they get better.
LAUREN DESTEFANO I think I said to the players last year that they had one day to celebrate. And then they had to sta...
BOBBY DAVIS We're looking for positive things. We're playing an independent schedule this year; the league we we...
JUAN NIEVES You go out every night and you've got that target on your back. Everyone wants to take you out. We'v...
BLAINE STEWART We kept painfully layering on more technology at the end of the year as prices got worse and worse.
DAN BARKER We kept painfully layering on more technology at the end of the year as prices got worse and worse,
DAN BARKER We're thrilled to get some recognition. Last year, my first year here, I felt like we were observers...
BUD CHILDERS We stayed in the gaps like we were supposed to and put pressure on the quarterback. We didn't see mu...
BRIAN ROBISON I'm sure that they will be keyed in on Rhett, much like they were last year. But we have to make sur...
CURT OTT Overall, the moderate-priced stores such as J.C. Penney, Sears and Wal-Mart had good traffic levels....
BRITT BEEMER This was something we said early on we could do. I was proud of the way our kids played tonight. We ...
JAY WELK The show was really good this year and yet we had horrible, horrible ratings, ... When we were in co...
MATT DAMON Maybe last year was the year of injuries and things. Maybe from now on, nothing will happen. That's ...
CARLOS BELTRAN They did a great job of getting pressure. They brought things this game that they didn't do all of l...
JOSH BETTS They beat us pretty good here last time, I told them two things tonight. I said 'Get tough, and get ...
JULIAN BUMBREY We have been working on few things and with the inclusion of a few national players we decided that ...
EATON BRUCE They (Hillcrest) did the same things they did last year ... when we won in sub-state play.
EDDIE SUITER I don't think there is any advantage. Up until last year, I think we had a mental edge. But since th...
FRANK LOMBARDO We had some guys score points that are new to the varsity lineup this year. When you can lose what w...
DAVE LIPE They played solid today, we definitely hit the ball well. Last year we didn't hit the ball in this t...
LUKE WESNESKI They got beat pretty bad by Elk Creek last year. They knew they needed this win to set the tone for ...
JASON ALLEN I think if we keep on doing good music and people like us and they buy the magazine because we are i...
VILLE VALO This is a lifelong dream. We have high expectations at Grandview and he set his goal this year. We w...
ANDY DISABATO This is really good for everyone. With the double-digit price increase we had last year, at some poi...
GENE COLLINS This year we are a little better, and I think they were a little better last year [than they are now...
AURIMAS KIEZA Last year, I got jumped on, and they broke my leg. They had a stocking cap and started beating my le...
LORENZO BERNARD LOCKETT Early on without Lance Berkman, that really stretched their lineup, and then after Berkman got back ...
TONY LA RUSSA The Fusion really feels like our cars last year, and when they were good last year, they were easy t...
CARL EDWARDS They're not over. For a shallow-depth earthquake like this they go on, sometimes for a year.
WAVERLY PERSON Things are coming together pretty well. It was great to see when we came in the first day for pitche...
ANNA KRAMER It was like a rivalry this year. We'll go to their place, they'll beat up on us. They come here, we ...
DEWAYNE WISE We came out this game with nothing to lose, like they did last year. We came out and set the tone fo...
JACKIE LENZ You'll remember they argued before this court last year, they argued last September at the 9th Circu...
HILLARY ROSEN Absolutely. I think we took a step forward last year and I reckon we've recruited really well and we...
SAVERIO ROCCA This is our last year for sure, racing on Jeffers Street. Merchants started complaining to the city ...
JOE HINMAN It wasn't until last year we said we had a product ready to go.
ED WHITEHOUSE He's a great back and I'm glad to be blocking for him. He does some spectacular things out there. He...
WALTER JONES One day I sat thinking, almost in despair; a hand fell on my shoulder and a voice said reassuringly:...
JAMES HAGERTY One day I sat thinking, almost in despair; a hand fell on my shoulder and a voice said reassuringly;...
JAMES C. HAGERTY It seems like we're light-years better than we were last year. I was wondering, 'What is the differe...
JUSTIN SMILEY Final exams, that's what they said last year [Loesjes kid brother]
LOESJE This is the most we got this year so far. I got seven one time last year.
JUSTIN HADWEN We know what it's like to go through something like this, with the Hurricane Ivan floods last year,
RICK BARRY New models will help boost sales in overseas markets this year as they did at home last year.
STEPHEN AHN I like them because they had some success last year. They beat Kansas in the first round last year.
LEE STERLING If I'd had any way of knowing that things were- as Lily Tomlin once said- going to get a whole lot w...
ELIZABETH GILBERT It is a tie we'll all be looking forward to. It is a semi-final over two legs, we got to one last ye...
MARK HUGHES It had been iffy on and off for the past year. They had said last year that if they could not find a...
JOY WRIGHT I feel great about it. Corey has been a three-year starter and been a mainstay and head a great year...
MIKE PIRTLE I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We worked a lot on situations like that this year. They responded well.
CULLY DONOVAN They got more confidence as time went on and on. The more we let them stick around the worse it was.
DAN GANDIN They want to beat us with everything they've got. We know that. We took it from them last year and t...
GRANT LAMAN Things get worse before they get better, but this is a worse that feels too big.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY With an event like this, we always have to take precautions. We're taking the type of precautions we...
DELRISH MOSS We hadn't gotten any phone calls until now. I've been on the phone all week. They would like to see ...
ELINOR SCRICCA They said, 'NASDAQ' and I was like, 'Huh?' ... They said, 'UNICEF' and I was like, 'Huh?' But when t...
JAMES HILL Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bumme...
GERARD WAY If they don't board and live by themselves, even in their second year they've got no lounge or kitch...
TREVOR NISBETT I've said all along that Dudley is the best team we will see this year. They are a very athletic and...
LIN STADLER Things will continue to deteriorate this year for earnings, ... Things are getting worse and they're...
CHARLES HILL We will go to the moon. We will go to the moon and do other things, NOT because they are easy but be...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY We believe this year will be worse because the virus is already established. Last year, Sacramento w...
KRISS COSTA Being organized helps, and they like to see clubs that have things together. We got more than half o...
BILL DOW This is like a pilgrimage for us every year. If they go to a home-and-home series, it will eventuall...
DAVID GAINES With two miles to go we all got together, and they got me to the front for that last moment. I was s...
GORD FRASER They got hit hard last year. They're getting smacked again today.
MARK RIGSBY It?s unbelievable how much better they got since last year.
KRISTEN MORISSETTE Last year we produced 98 and this will increase to 24 000 this year.
BEN PILLAY Our linemen knew they had to step it up after last year. Our quarterback got hit, like, 12 times. Th...
CODY PROVENZANO Both of our teams are very similar. We like to go inside, they like to go inside. We have good shoot...
DEB BABER Yeah, we knew they were going to run the ball once they got inside the 30. They hit one (field goal)...
ROD BROADWAY
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS