Laughing out of fear of the future - that shock of realizing they've got to make a go of it.

In the near future you will have a PDA, mobile phone, and GPS in a single unit. We have already issued some prototypes.

I like to believe there are ghosts all over the place!

Prince Charles is the best-dressed man in the world.

I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.

Apparently it'll all settle down and they'll forget about it soon.