Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

If we're going to protect the community, we don't leave high-risk sex offenders out there sleeping on benches.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

a federally paid sex policeman.

The fact of the matter is that as a group, sex offenders are not dangerous - and by that, I mean that they are not likely to commit another crime for which they were convicted. They're less likely to commit a sex crime, for example, than burglars or almost any other violent offenders are liable to commit a burglary or a kidnapping.