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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. VICTOR BORGE The shortest distance between two people is TIME.
JOHN B. BEJO
A smile is the shortest distance between two people. VICTOR BORGE
The shortest distance between two people is a smile. VICTOR BORGE
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. VICTOR BORGE
Poetry is the shortest distance between two humans. LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable. CHARLES BUKOWSKI
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. NOELIE ALITO The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
NOELIE ALTITO The shortest distance between two points is through Hell
BRIAN CLARK
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. LEO AIKMAN The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
NOELIE ALTITO
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. ARCHIMEDES The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
REBECCA MCCLANAHAN The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
ANON AMUSS The shortest distance between two points is a straight line
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A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points. MADELEINE L'ENGLE
Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke. VICTORIA MORAN The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
ORLANDO A. BATTISTA A short story is the shortest distance between two points; a novel is the scenic route.
ROBERT J. SAWYER The shortest distance - and most perilous journey - between two people is from the mouth of one to t...
COLIN GORMAN
As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve. BERTOLT BRECHT
Under all conditions well-organized violence seems to him the shortest distance between two points. LEON TROTSKY The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.
CHARLES GORDY A story is the shortest distance between being a stranger and being a friend.
PAUL SMITH
I learned about opening moves and why it's important to control the center early on; the shortest di... AMY TAN Time is the Longest Distance Between Two People.
RAJROCKER
There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight lin... SUN MYUNG MOON The closest distance between two people is a good laugh.
LEO BASCALIA So why join the Storytelling Club? Because the shortest distance between truth and human beings is a...
ANNE BEARDSLEY
You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a st... ANTHONY DE MELLO
English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you beh... RACHEL JOHNSON
The distance between two minds is understanding. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
Time is the longest distance between two places. TENNESSEE WILLIAMS The longest distance between two points is the distance from the heart to the head.
JIM GENOVESE In politics a straight line is the shortest distance to disaster.
JOHN P. ROCHE
For time is the longest distance between two places. TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
For time is the longest distance between two places. TENNESSEE (THOMAS LANIER) WILLIAMS The distance between two souls-one is infinity, outside.
MARIANA FULGER What is a good performance? It lies in the hands and head of a performer... the shortest way between...
EARLE BROWN
It’s amazing how much distance one truth can create between two people. COLLEEN HOOVER It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui...
LEWIS BLACK When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I fed my ego, but not my soul.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF When you like something, you find time to do it.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, bett...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a t...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, whic...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the si...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB of...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rub...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dea...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the o...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They'...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we'v...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of th...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Lack of communication can drive a spike between two people wider than any physical distance.
MARK W. BOYER the original route, whether called U. S. 40 or something else, will furnish the main-traveled road u...
GEORGE R. STEWART Smile is the shortest and fastest communication between strangers.
SARU SINGHAL
Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies. DEREK LANDY Laughter gives us distance from pain.
CAROL COVIN
I didn't go to the moon, I went much further—for time is the longest distance between two places TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
Estrangement shows itself precisely in the elimination of distance between people. THEODOR ADORNO
Time-space as commonly understood, in the sense of the distance measured between two time-points, is... MARTIN HEIDEGGER We need to keep some distance between ourselves and the bottom two, so three points are imperative.
COLIN MALONE
Wisdom is the distance between intelligence and stupidity. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
There is thin line between smile and laughter. SANTOSH KALWAR Laughter is inner jogging.
LAUGHTER
Beauty set up distance between other people and me. It warped their behavior. CANDICE BERGEN They say the distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success, I believe you can say...
CARL R WHITE
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. BRUCE FEIRSTEIN The distance between us is either the universe or a single 'Yes'
DEVLIN PAJARON
In matrimonial geography the distance between the first mute recognition of a break and the admissio... SINCLAIR LEWIS Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
BRIAN W. ALDISS
There is an immeasurable distance between late and too late. OG MANDINO Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
DAVID TYSON GENTRY
Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them. LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI The distance between your Dreams and Reality is inversely proportional to your Efforts.
VINEET RAJ KAPOOR Love is not the perfect match, love is the connection between two people.
UNARINE RAMARU It puts more distance between Time Warner and the horrendous deal that was made and the people who p...
HAL VOGEL This weakening is worsened by the widening distance between the governed and their governments.
JACQUES DELORS
