Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS I am in the prime of my senility
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS You do de pulling', Sis Cow, en I'll do de gruntin
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS Oh, war shill we go w'en de great day comes, / Wid be blowin' er de trumpits en de bangin' er de dru...
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS Hungry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS Licker talks mighty loud w'en it gits loose from de jug
JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL I do a lot of video games - I have a YouTube channel where I record me playing video games with my f...
CHANDLER RIGGS The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right butto...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her s...
KYLE CHANDLER I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
RAYMOND CHANDLER It is not a fragrant world.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it.
STEVE CHANDLER Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.
KRISTEN CHANDLER However toplofty and idealistic a man may be, he can always rationalize his right to earn money.
RAYMOND CHANDLER The kind of lawyer you hope the other fellow has.
RAYMOND CHANDLER The keynote of American civilization is a sort of warm-hearted vulgarity. The Americans have none of...
RAYMOND CHANDLER It's fairly obvious that American education is a cultural flop. Americans are not a well-educated pe...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write...
RAYMOND CHANDLER There is something about the literary life that repels me, all this desperate building of castles on...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Any man who can write a page of living prose adds something to our life, and the man who can, as I c...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The agent never receipts his bill, puts his hat on and bows himself out. He stays around forever, no...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Throughout the history of commercial life nobody has ever quite liked the commission man. His functi...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Such is the brutalization of commercial ethics in this country that no one can feel anything more de...
RAYMOND CHANDLER When a book, any sort of book, reaches a certain intensity of artistic performance it becomes litera...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The minute you try to talk business with him he takes the attitude that he is a gentleman and a scho...
RAYMOND CHANDLER A really good detective never gets married.
RAYMOND CHANDLER An age which is incapable of poetry is incapable of any kind of literature except the cleverness of ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The creative artist seems to be almost the only kind of man that you could never meet on neutral gro...
RAYMOND CHANDLER What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Woe, woe, woe... in a little while we shall all be dead. Therefore let us behave as though we were d...
RAYMOND CHANDLER It is wrong to be harsh with the New York critics, unless one admits in the same breath that it is a...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Most critical writing is drivel and half of it is dishonest. It is a short cut to oblivion, anyway. ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Good critical writing is measured by the perception and evaluation of the subject; bad critical writ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Metaphor is the currency of knowledge. I have spent my life learning incredible amounts of disparate...
CHANDLER BURR The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and a...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The most durable thing in writing is style, and style is the most valuable investment a writer can m...
RAYMOND CHANDLER A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled.
RAYMOND CHANDLER She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
RAYMOND CHANDLER In jail a man has no personality. He is a minor disposal problem and a few entries on reports. Nobod...
RAYMOND CHANDLER So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the commercial has to be delive...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the highe...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The moment a man begins to talk about technique that's proof that he is fresh out of ideas.
RAYMOND CHANDLER The boys with their feet on the desks know that the easiest murder case in the world to break is the...
RAYMOND CHANDLER If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been an...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Its idea of production value is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Some are able and humane men and some are low-grade individuals with the morals of a goat, the artis...
RAYMOND CHANDLER That's one thing I like about Hollywood. The writer is there revealed in his ultimate corruption. He...
RAYMOND CHANDLER They don't want you until you have made a name, and by the time you have made a name, you have devel...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The motion picture made in Hollywood, if it is to create art at all, must do so within such strangli...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even is largely fake...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid.....
RAYMOND CHANDLER There are people who can write their memoirs with a reasonable amount of honesty, and there are peop...
RAYMOND CHANDLER It is a mass language only in the same sense that its baseball slang is born of baseball players. Th...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I've found that there are only two kinds that are any good: slang that has established itself in the...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The making of a picture ought surely to be a rather fascinating adventure. It is not; it is an endle...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The motion picture is like a picture of a lady in a half-piece bathing suit. If she wore a few more ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called signi...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Your rat tail is all the fashion now. I prefer a bushy plume, carried straight up. You are Siamese a...
RAYMOND CHANDLER He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After t...
RAYMOND CHANDLER It is pretty obvious that the debasement of the human mind caused by a constant flow of fraudulent a...
RAYMOND CHANDLER There are two kinds of truth; the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must se...
RAYMOND CHANDLER A good title is the title of a successful book.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Common sense always speaks too late. Common sense is the guy who tells you ought to have had your br...
RAYMOND CHANDLER 'Common sense is the guy that tells you that you ought to have your brakes relined last week before ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency.
RAYMOND CHANDLER The more you reason the less you create.
RAYMOND CHANDLER I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the l...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Scouts have always been surprised by the way I'm able to move at my size. How fast and agile I a...
TYSON CHANDLER I'm a teen boy, so I like seeing blood and guts. I know it's fake, but I'm having fun.
CHANDLER RIGGS High school was interesting, because I went from a public school middle school to an academy where t...
KYLE CHANDLER Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After t...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head...
KYLE CHANDLER Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
RAYMOND CHANDLER I love the institution of marriage, and I love my marriage.
KYLE CHANDLER When you walk out of your house in the morning, you don't know what you're going to see.
KYLE CHANDLER Megan, I love you,. I will always love you."
I swallowed hard.
"Scared?" He asked.
"Y...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER Despite what I said about staying the way we were, I changed. I, who have always believed in speakin...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER That would be something,
BEN CHANDLER I know some of the guys I play against, they say some things, ... I've just got to approach it like ...
BEN CHANDLER As attorney general, I've had some connection with just about every important public issue in the la...
BEN CHANDLER I can either side with what I think is right as far as corruption is concerned, or I can wipe it und...
BEN CHANDLER When I finished my term, I thought about running for governor then but decided not to because, frank...
BEN CHANDLER As attorney general, I can either look into it or I can ignore it because they're a bunch of powerfu...
BEN CHANDLER When Kentucky's veterans answered the call to duty, they showed our nation the ultimate respect. In ...
BEN CHANDLER They're real guys, guys you can just go up to and talk to, ... They're not holier than thou. They're...
BEN CHANDLER We have the type of team that can just jump on a team early and we can just hit 'em, ... We can't gi...
BEN CHANDLER I think it can be a distraction to the player being recruited and the team, if it's something the te...
BEN CHANDLER There is some indication that the Mississippi senators are interested in doing what's right.
BILL CHANDLER We want the project to be doable.
BILL CHANDLER Generally speaking, the Latino population mushroomed here following NAFTA and the fact that some of ...
BILL CHANDLER We want the project to be doable,
BILL CHANDLER There are many new jobs, ... but they pay poorly.
BILL CHANDLER The Sussex County I grew up in is as foreign as Mongolia, ... the poorest people often lived in the ...
BILL CHANDLER There's a lot fond memories here, ... I met my husband here. A lot of big name drivers like The Duke...
BILL CHANDLER I credit chess with helping to pull me out of depression and affording me a true circle of friends w...
BILL CHANDLER Immigrants care about what happens to them in the United States. They want to be our neighbors and c...
BILL CHANDLER They get booked and charged and are convicted of crimes, in many cases, they are not guilty of.
BILL CHANDLER What, am I supposed to run around in a little red cape and save the world?
KYLE CHANDLER This should have been started here a long time ago. It promotes girls being involved at school and b...
ASHLEY CHANDLER I didn't know what to expect. It was a lot of fun. All the girls were really nice.
ASHLEY CHANDLER It won't happen this year but we are headed in that direction. Within the next year or two it's feas...
ASHLEY CHANDLER It's amazing how far the team has come.
ASHLEY CHANDLER Our freshmen already show a lot of potential. They're going to help us do well this season and they'...
ASHLEY CHANDLER Austin is such a free and creative place, but I can't enjoy it as much because everyone I love i...
KYLE CHANDLER In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen.
CHANDLER RIGGS I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
KYLE CHANDLER I think the world is crumbling when I have a bad game.
TYSON CHANDLER I regard psychiatry as fifty percent bunk, thirty percent fraud, ten percent parrot talk, and the re...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I grew up in Chicago, so I've always been a Bears fan. Dad used to take me to Bears games and Cu...
KYLE CHANDLER We're not much of a camping family. When I was in Cub Scouts, we went camping once, and my dad s...
CHANDLER RIGGS When you love someone, its never over. You move on, because you have to but you take them with you i...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER I would laugh at all my provincial inmates, but I’m too busy lusting. I’m not usually interested...
KRISTEN CHANDLER We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've...
KYLE CHANDLER When you fear nothing, you have nothing to fear
S.F. CHANDLER It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
RAYMOND CHANDLER She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam...
RAYMOND CHANDLER When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
RAYMOND CHANDLER California, the department store state.
RAYMOND CHANDLER I've really gotten into fashion, and ever since I got into the NBA, I feel like players are walk...
CHANDLER PARSONS Learn fast, fail fast, correct fast, and connect fast
LINDA CHANDLER Flirting all starts with eye contact! You can tell a girl is into you if she's across the room a...
CHANDLER PARSONS Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never had any sta...
RAYMOND CHANDLER He said that was the prettiest sight he'd seen in his life. So they decided to stay in Baker Valley.
CHARLES CHANDLER If you're not really having a good time, it's not worth it.
KYLE CHANDLER I wouldn't consider myself Goth, but I love Gothic pieces.
TYSON CHANDLER Me and my dad talked and he wanted me to go out for a sport. I was too short (5-foot-6) for basketba...
CHANDLER JONES The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring.
RAYMOND CHANDLER The rents in Tahoe pale in comparison to what the real estate prices have done.
CHRIS CHANDLER I like to break down vistas and allow them to be stitched back together in the mind's eye. The pond ...
JACK CHANDLER One way I differ from my character, Coach Taylor, is that I never would have taken this faraway job ...
KYLE CHANDLER I was never upset that I did not get an Emmy. That I did get an Emmy nomination, I couldn't be h...
KYLE CHANDLER I like fun and I like to party, ... is one of the greatest untold stories around here. What they do....
DANIEL CHANDLER Everything a writer learns about the art or craft of fiction takes just a little away from his need ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes
RAYMOND CHANDLER Quick, how do you pick up a cat?"
"Buy her a drink.
ELIZABETH CHANDLER How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.
Tristan blinked. "Excuse me?"
"He...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER Demeaning is in the eye of the beholder.
MARC CHANDLER During his four-year tenure as conductor of the symphony orchestra, Kevin did much to raise the stan...
GLENN CHANDLER Companies are not helpless in fluctuating currencies. But if you listen to these U.S. companies, you...
MARC CHANDLER I don't think I had a script on 'King Kong.' But usually you read a script and then you ...
KYLE CHANDLER Newer digital drives with flexible modulation schemes significantly reduce current ripple. Center-al...
JOHN CHANDLER The problem for me is that I can't ever really see who Gregory is, any more than I can see what a mi...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER God ultimately raises up leaders for one primary reason: His glory. He shows His power in our weakne...
MATT CHANDLER God is more interested in declaring than explaining.
MATT CHANDLER We spend so much time trying to put send to death that we don't spend enough time striving to know G...
MATT CHANDLER Without a heart transformed by the grace of Christ, we just continue to manage external and internal...
MATT CHANDLER Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental ...
MATT CHANDLER God doesn't NEED raw material. He MAKES material.
MATT CHANDLER Your approval before God is woven into the life and sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross, not what...
MATT CHANDLER Truly, God's plan of redemption is about more than me and you and our neighbor down the street. It's...
MATT CHANDLER As you consider selecting songs for your worship services, consider them in light of the truth of th...
MATT CHANDLER God has made provision for our sin in Christ. So when we struggle to believe and obey, we should run...
MATT CHANDLER God does not regret saving you. There is no sin which you commit which is beyond the cross of Christ...
MATT CHANDLER If you’re a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It’s like being engage...
MATT CHANDLER More often than not, we want him to have fairy wings and spread fairy dust and shine like a precious...
MATT CHANDLER Ladies, if you’re single there is nothing wrong, sinful or wicked about desiring a husband, nothin...
MATT CHANDLER I had discovered that there was something more painful than falling in love with someone who hasn't ...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
CHANDLER PARSONS Without magic, there is no art. Without art, there is no idealism. Without idealism, there is no int...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The idolatry the exists in a man's heart always wants to lead him away from his Savior and back to s...
MATT CHANDLER There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself.
RAYMOND CHANDLER On the one hand, being labeled a foreign exchange manipulator is a toothless policy because it simpl...
MARC CHANDLER A verbal commit isn't set in stone, ... I thought about waiting it out, but a blown-out knee, there ...
BEN CHANDLER I'm a proto-hippie. I was the model off of which they drew the overall ideal.
CHANDLER LAUGHLIN I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorre...
CHANDLER RIGGS You don't go to a good team like this team and just walk in as the starter, ... It just doesn't work...
CHRIS CHANDLER The values that surface in high-stress times, whether those times be outstandingly good or bad, are ...
LINDA CHANDLER When heart and mind connect with spirit and purpose, there is nothing we cannot do.
LINDA CHANDLER Hold positive expectancy in the front of your mind and it will appear in the palm of your hand.
LINDA CHANDLER Knowledge, like energy, expands; it is not weakened when it is expended between people. The force of...
LINDA CHANDLER Values-based organizations are the most enduring, the most sustainable and consistent. Yet they rema...
LINDA CHANDLER Smart is book knowledge combined with first hand experience. Paying attention to all dimensions of e...
LINDA CHANDLER Think P.I.G. - that’s my motto. P stands for Persistence, I stands for Integrity, and G stands for ...
LINDA CHANDLER Just because two guys are homosexual and happen to be the only two homosexuals on-screen doesn't...
CHANDLER MASSEY I love Greek mythology, I love gladiators, I love war stuff.
TYSON CHANDLER The market is now focusing back on earnings. We're almost through the earnings season, but it's disa...
PETER CHANDLER i love you Ivy. I'll never stop loving you."
"I prayed for one more chance to reach you," he s...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself ge...
RAYMOND CHANDLER He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food
RAYMOND CHANDLER The more you reason the less you create
RAYMOND CHANDLER The streets were dark with something more than night.
RAYMOND CHANDLER A city with no more personality than a paper cup.
RAYMOND CHANDLER Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean.
RAYMOND CHANDLER We still don't know how many more rate hikes there are in the cycle and the minutes don't really she...
MARC CHANDLER She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from...
RAYMOND CHANDLER That ball goes through the net and it doesn't matter. If it doesn't go through the net, we're heartb...
CARY CHANDLER Back in eighth grade, I'd seen nothing but small-town Georgia when I left the U.S. for the first...
CHANDLER MASSEY It's rare in the NBA, but I have a lot of young female fans from eight to eighteen because of th...
CHANDLER PARSONS I started doing radio at KMPX, the first of the underground rock 'n' roll stations.
CHANDLER LAUGHLIN They sold the radio station, and the guy that came up was ideologically opposed to anything to the l...
CHANDLER LAUGHLIN I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that wor...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The motion picture is like a picture of a lady in a half-piece bathing suit. If she wore a few more ...
RAYMOND CHANDLER The pendulum has swung back in favor of a March rate hike. The dollar-bull camp is based on the inte...
MARC CHANDLER