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Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.


Jarod Kintz

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If I just lay here
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Even if I’ll be unable to See,

I swear, I’ll find you A...
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