Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples.

Without a doubt, it [Canada] is the land God gave to Cain.

The truth is Canada is a cloud-cuckoo-land, an insufferably rich country governed by idiots, its self-made problems offering comic relief to the ills of the real world out there, where famine and racial strife and vandals in office are the unhappy rule.

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials.

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.

It basically came from the arctic. It's some good arctic air that came rolling down from Canada and the north central Plains.