Let them see that their words can cut you, and you'll never be free of the mockery.

- i have done things i am not proud of, things that brought shame onto my house and my father's name.. but to kill your own sire? how could any man do that?
- give me a crossbow and pull down your breeches, and i'll show you. gladly.
- you think this is a jape?
- i think life is a jape. yours, mine, everyone's.

I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence.

If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers," said Tyrion, too loudly.

The Gods give with one hand and take with the other.