Let them take care of the roads and ditches and stay the hell out of my personal life.

Instead of spending all this money trying to stop us in the American Legion, let's take that money to the high school and teach kids not to smoke. Eventually it will just go away — like cars that don't start below zero. We're probably the last generation.

All of these alphabet soups can go to hell.

Hell yeah,

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.