Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go