Let's face it, ... there was nobody that looked like me.

I had literally starved myself for four months ? not a morsel of food ? to get into that pair of size 10 Calvin Klein jeans,

I'm easy to look at, but so hard to see...

Two hours after that show, I started eating to celebrate ? of course, within two days those jeans no longer fit!

So go ahead. Fall down. The world looks different from the ground.

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.