Liars make the best promises.

Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.

I am stuffing your mouth with your
promises and watching
you vomit them out upon my face.

The moment you make someone promise anything is the same moment you ask them to lie to you.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

When you really matter to someone, that person will always make time for you, no excuses, no lies and no broken promises !