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Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.


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MICHAEL SHERMER A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
WENDY KAMINER If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested
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BRUCE LIPTON And that's too bad whether you're a liberal or conservative.
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FRANK RIZZO If I am an extremist in your eyes you are most likely going to be a conservative liberal.
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ADEPERO ODUYE Aldridge is the best center in America.
BOB KNIGHT There are those on the coasts that might snicker in their sleeves, but the town represents what many...
ROBERT SCHMUHL The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
EDWARD ABBEY Words can change their meaning, just by repeating them.
DEYTH BANGER Wherever you go in the history of America, there have been Black people making contributions, but th...
HENRY LOUIS GATES Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati...
MARGARET THATCHER Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservati...
WINSTON CHURCHILL I listen to Bill Stewart play the drums and when I have finished doing that, I listen to Bill Stewar...
BILL BRUFORD Jon Stewart says that he was a little kid with a big head. He had very little athletic ability. He w...
BRIAN KILMEADE If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have ...
WINSTON CHURCHILL Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc...
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ROGER EBERT People who are distracted by door money, neglect the production and the audience. Money becomes thei...
CARLOS WALLACE The previous generation, such as Alec Stewart and Nasser Hussain, lost to Australia on many occasion...
ANDREW STRAUSS I think it's college, so kids are definitely liberal, so there's definitely more of a presence of li...
WILLIAM MORGAN I wonder if liberal kids call liberal talk shows and ask how to get along in a conservative teacher&...
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CHRIS CARNEY When the focus becomes ‘What would Jesus do?’ instead of ‘What has Jesus done?’ the [conserv...
MICHAEL S. HORTON Tolerance should never be mistaken for acceptance nor should Judgment be mistaken for discernment. L...
TROY J. GAINEY the central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that determines the success of a...
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AL FRANKEN I represent New York, I represent the Bronx, I represent the Dominican Republic. And I always have t...
PRINCE ROYCE to the victor go the spoils
THE AMERICA Most absurdly in the program, the Aidan Quinn character is portrayed as a courageous priest challeng...
MARK TOOLEY It's hard to believe that professional entertainers could have put together a show less entertaining...
TOM SHALES It is an old liberal theme that conservative ideas, being red in tooth and claw, cannot possibly eme...
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER In choosing a president, we really don't choose a Republican or Democrat, a conservative or liberal....
RUDOLPH W. GIULIANI I'm happy to work with Democrats. After all, they have to represent their districts just as I ha...
DAVID VALADAO It's not about conservative or liberal. It's about the full selection of radio programming which is ...
ALLISON BARBER Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change.
ANTONIN SCALIA You take those matches we should have won like Jarrell and Jon, we were right in there. I know both ...
DON EGGENBURG Having Jon as my partner for 26 years I've been inspired and challenged to become a better musician,...
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JEFFERSON BETHKE It is said that a neo-conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality.
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RUTH BADER GINSBURG My job as governor is different from the legislators. They represent their districts. I have to repr...
BILL HASLAM Where 'er thou art be thou (w)holy there.
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BRANDON SANDERSON It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
ROBERT ANTON WILSON This election is wide open because Canadians have a real, a positive and a progressive choice: the o...
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JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
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