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NICHOLAS SPARKS God always offers us a second chance in life.
PAULO COELHO Tomorrow is not a promise.
Tomorrow is a second chance.
J.R. RIM Life doesn't offers charity, it offers chance.
AMIT KALANTRI Dances have a second and third life. You feel they are never ready. They always have a chance for an...
MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV Sometimes you don’t get a second chance. You need to take a chance when you have the opportunity. ...
GAVIN MACLEOD Life is extremely valuable, and you don't always get a second chance. What a way to be able to say t...
DAN CURTIS The real tragedy of life is that only some of the people in this world succeed in making use of the ...
VIKRANT PARSAI If you were called away from life tomorrow, would you leave without regret? Live Life today with no ...
SCOTTIE SOMERS Why would anyone want to be President today? The answer is not one of glory, or fame; today the burd...
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON Once in a while, life gives you a chance to measure your worth. Sometimes you're called upon to make...
PERRY MOORE The kind of love that offers its life so easily, so stupidly is always the love that is not returned...
ANN PATCHETT Take what life gives you if there is no more than a second chance.
VIKRANT PARSAI Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE I got this second chance at life, and I live it.
AMY PURDY Every moment of your life is a second chance
RICK PRICE The danger of prolonged despair is its tendency to cloud the gift of a new beginning that every tomo...
ZACK LOVE You won't always have the luxury of a second chance. So be careful with your first one.
DONNA KAUFFMAN Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.
PAUL THEROUX He made one mistake and now it's costing him his life. A lot of people get a second chance. I think ...
KENNETH SMITH In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "...
C. JOYBELL C. Stubbornness does have its helpful features. You always know what you're going to be thinking tomorr...
GLEN BEAMAN A lifetime isn't forever, so take the first chance, don't wait for the second one! Because sometimes...
C. JOYBELL C. Welcome to the future, it’s called tomorrow. How will tomorrow look? You get to choose.
SCOTTIE SOMERS Love is like a learning subject that you should not fail, cuz if you fail there is no second chance ...
SEGEV LAYANI When we get a second chance in life, suddenly everything is exciting, amazing.
ROSE B MASHIGO Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Secret of long life;Desire to compete with tomorrow,by always endeavoring to witness tomorrow.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There is always a chance to forgive, forget, and move-on; unless hindered by a circumstance called P...
JECON B. NADELA How many times have you heard yourself saying 'Later' or 'Tomorrow'? Don't you think that its always...
AMBAR HAMID Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you,
and just before you realize w...
TOMORROW We called it the chance of a lifetime.
CHARLOTTE KRUMAN I just think if you finish in the top four, you should be allowed a second chance. You've worked tha...
DARREN LOCKYER The beautiful thing about life is if you are blessed with a tomorrow the choice is always yours to m...
N. S. COLE Life is a JOURNEY. So. Might as well make it FUN! Assume you won't have a second chance. So...do it ...
LORRIN L. LEE You never get a second chance to make a first impression
JAVAN In the moonlight which is always sad, as the light of the sun itself is--as the light called human l...
CHARLES DICKENS I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers.
WALLIS SIMPSON I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers...
WALLIS SIMPSON DUCHESS OF WINDSOR In life, always choose a serious rival even if you know you have no chance to win, because a good ri...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER Who says 'Life never gives a second chance'. It's just that we dont make an effort.
REKHA MENON I see him as a man reborn. He stands for redemption and a second chance at life.
JOSH SIBLEY Having a second chance makes you want to work even harder.
TIA MOWRY I had my chance.' He said it, retiring from a lifetime of wanting. 'I had my chance, and sometimes i...
JAMIE FORD Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.
ANONYMOUS Life lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized.
LEO BUSCAGLIA Life lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized.
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA You always wait for tomorrow. But let me clue you in. Tomorrow was yesterday.
PENELOPE DOUGLAS Sometimes a problem itself offers its own solution.
RAJEN JANI You will always find someone ahead of you even if you overtake someone on the highway called ‘LIFE
-HARRISH SAIRAMAN There is no going back in life. There is no return. No second chance.
DAPHNE DU MAURIER If you are satisfied with the meal called contentment,then you will always be contented for life.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I'm sorry you don't want to know me anymore. I will spend the rest of my life regretting the fact th...
SYLVAIN REYNARD My autobiography now offers me the chance to lay down my life story and place recent events in prope...
PETE TOWNSHEND When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly f...
KARL PILKINGTON I mean we all need a second chance sometimes.
JOEL OSTEEN There is always another chance...
This thing called 'failure' is not falling down, but staying ...
MARY PICKFORD Nigeria, for all its difficulties, offers quite a bit.
ANTONY GOLDMAN In Japan, usually, once you become prime minister, you do not have a second chance.
SHINZO ABE Everyone deserves a second chance,
ELAINE CHAO Theres always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I never thought I'd get a second chance at a first time with you
AMY ANDREWS Life in the now, is gone tomorrow The only way to know is die Then to reveal its convenient lie.
MARTIN DANSKY Forgiving is not forgetting; its actually remembering--remembering and not using your right to hit b...
DESMOND TUTU I want to do things - scuba diving, sky diving, seeing the world. I'm an avid supporter of livin...
TERI POLO I don't object to its being called "McNamara's war." I think it is a very important war and I am ple...
ROBERT S. MCNAMARA Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER Giving you a second chance only to prove you that I was wrong from the first.
HAIFA SANAD Live your life.
Live your dream.
Live like no tomorrow.
Dont let others influence your life.
Because...
FABIO MARAFIOTI It has its ups and downs for sure, but when you take a second and look at life, it's beautiful. Cele...
CASSIE LIEGH We have a chance to get a joint document of principles tomorrow.
ALEXANDER ALEXEYEV If you have had a bad day, remember that tomorrow is a wonderful gift and a new chance to try again.
BRYANT MCGILL I stumbled often but never fell.
My mistakes spectators could tell.
I could dance better next time i...
KHUSRO P. MALIK They say everyone needs a second chance, I am willing to give you one provided you are ready to acce...
NIDHI SAINI I can see a strong vision,its the vision of tomorrow & it can only manifest tomorrow,its appointed t...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I almost always use first person voice in my novels. It has its limitations, but it gives a sense of...
LAURIE GRAHAM One of the eternal truths of life - People who ask "do you know who I am?" will always, given half a...
CHRISTINA ENGELA If You not Do today, otherwise you will die tomorrow its fact
ZENITHANAND Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.
LAURA SCHLESSINGER Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance.
REBA MCENTIRE I was dying but suddenly had a second chance at living.
SHELLEY FABARES Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called ...
ELLEN DEGENERES I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you m...
FANTASIA BARRINO I like to keep some things to myself, because its called a private life, not public.
NINA DOBREV We're glad this animal has a second chance at life in the wild. Unfortunately, many animals that str...
DAVID SCHOFIELD Drink freely the wine life offers you and don't worry how much you spill.
MARTY RUBIN There is no such a thing as missing the train of your life! Life is very rich and very generous; it ...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN I believe everybody deserves a second chance,
DAVE MILLER No man needs sympathy because he has to work. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the ch...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT There will be no misgiving, no shrinking back, no calculation of overpowering odds, no terror of pos...
JOSEPH BARBER LIGHTFOOT Work while it is called today, for you know not how much you will be hindered tomorrow. One today is...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN If you succeed with your first dream, it helps. You know, people trust you, possibly, for the second...
JAMES D. WATSON I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you might as ...
FANTASIA BARRINO Because this is what I believe - that second chances are stronger than secrets. You can let secrets ...
DAISY WHITNEY Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief.
NICHOLAS SPARKS Life always gives us another change: It's called "To Move On".
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES I believe in giving people a second chance.
GEORGE ZIMMER Don’t just think about what you missed! Don’t continue to dwell on your past mistakes. You shall...
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Put a little boogy in it!
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