Life and the God are like a share market- totally unpredictable and both expert and layman are on an equal footing.

In share market, those who have money are given more and those who don't have are deprived of whatever they have.

Such is his faith in his destiny that he knows that whichever share he would purchase; its price would go down.

If analyst expects that result of stock would exceed expectation, then can it be said that it would exceed the expectation.

Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders

He invested in beta share markets and that too in beta shares, watching which his beta cells of pancreas got terrified and stopped secreting insulin, causing him diabetes and his scared heart too took a cue and started racing fast, so his doctor put him on beta-blockers.