Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.

Obviously, sometimes I just feel like looking like a box of crayons.

Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.

Its Arsenal 0 - Everton 1, and the longer it stays like that the more you've got to fancy Everton.

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

I miss the childish days of my youth, when each day was as long as a month is now.