Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

Think, Travel, Celebrate, Charm, Decorate, Dress, Live - colorfully

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.