Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
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BENJAMIN DISRAELI Life is too short to be on a diet.
TAYLOR JENKINS REID Life is too short to blend in.
PARIS HILTON Life is too short not to experiment.
JAMELIA Life is too short not to enjoy it.
GLEN CAMPBELL Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM There's not enough time to be disrespecting... Life is too short.
MARY J. BLIGE Life is too short to work so hard.
VIVIEN LEIGH The hardest thing I try to do, is not to blink. Life is too short to miss a great opportunity.
LUIS F. GOUVEIA Life is too short for long-term grudges.
ELON MUSK Life is too short not to celebrate nice moments!
JURGEN KLOPP Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained.
STENDHAL Life is too short to not have oysters and champagne sometimes.
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I don't read such boring things. Life is too short.
GYORGY LIGETI Life is too short not to have pasta, steak, and butter.
IMAN The Span of Life is too short to be trifled away in unconcerning and unprofitable Matters.
MARY ASTELL Life is too short to do the things you don't love doing.
BRUCE DICKINSON Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
HUGH HEFNER Life is too short to say no to life, and I'm not a person, I'm a whole life.
HAIFA SANAD Let's not allow ourselves to be upset by small things we should despise and forget. Remember "Life i...
DALE CARNEGIE You know," Daddy said, "it's some that can live their whole life out without asking about it and it'...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
GENE SIMMONS Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
SHIRLEY CONRAN Life is too short to peel a mushroom.
HELEN IRWIN Life is truly too short to not be HAPPY and GRATEFUL today.
TERESA COLLINS I think that's really a reflection of the people who are Krista Garrett fans and the people on the c...
LAWRENCE GOLDBERG Life is too short to cower.
CLAIRE CROSS Life is too short
BART GOLD it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets.
SHELLI THOMPSON Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious.
PHILLIPS BROOKS Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a h...
KIMORA LEE SIMMONS Life is too short to learn German.
R. PORSON Life is too short to be small.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI Life is too short to say maybe
KATIE KACVINSKY Life is too short to be small.
TIMOTHY FERRISS Life is too short, create!
JOJO SALANDANAN Life is too short for a long story.
MARY WORTLEY MONTAGU Be nice to everyone_ life is too short to be too focused.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL Life is too short to remove USB safely.
ANONYMOUS Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Life is too short to long for money.
UNKNOWN Life is too short to be lived badly.
MARJANE SATRAPI Rarely do I attach guilt to something pleasant. Life's too short.
ROBIN GIBB Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moo...
COOLIO I'm not someone who dwells upon past events, taking the view that life is too short.
CHARLES KENNEDY Life is too short for traffic.
DAN BELLACK Life is too short for traffic
DAN BELLACK Life is too short for souvenirs.
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JOHN CHARLES POLLOCK Life is too short to not live each day to the fullest, because you might not be here tomorrow.
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CAROLINA HERRERA Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
ANONYMOUS Life is too short to follow the speed limit
PAULA ANTONIA PURPERA Life is too short to waste on unproductive endeavors
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SARAH DESSEN Life is too short, and I need to eat. I am my meanest when I haven't had a meal.
OCTAVIA SPENCER Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
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DAVID MITCHELL Life is too short to surrender as a matter of course to external influences.
STEVEN REDHEAD Life is a re-discovery.
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SAFFRON ALDRIDGE Life is Too Short and Memories Are Forever!
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BENJAMIN DISRAELI Your "Not To Do" list is also important.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Life is too short for it to be used to accumulate a harem of enemies.
AULIQ-ICE Life is too short for it to be used to accumulate a harem of enemies.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Life is never too short to be who you want to be
ELYMOR JAN B. HERNANDEZ Life is too short not to make the best and the most of everything that comes your way everyday.
SASHA AZEVEDO Life is not short its up to you how do you value your time
VINCENT DWIGHT D. DELA CRUZ The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
PARIS HILTON Life is too short, and I'm Italian. I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size ...
SOPHIA BUSH Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
CHANNING TATUM Life is too short to spend in negativity. So I have made a conscious effort to not be where I don...
HUGH DILLON Life is short, and it is here to be lived.
KATE WINSLET Life is short, the art long.
HIPPOCRATES Life is short and progress is slow.
GABRIEL LIPPMANN Time is long but life is short.
STEVIE WONDER Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.
JOHN WALTERS Art is eternal, but life is short.
EVELYN DE MORGAN I told him I'd always found the description a little too long on adjectives and a little too short o...
AMOR TOWLES Life is too short to dwell in the negativity all the time.
MICHELLE M. PILLOW Don't be afraid to make mistakes. But if you do, make new ones. Life is too short to make the wrong ...
JOYCE RACHELLE My life is short. I can't listen to banality.
V. S. NAIPAUL It doesn't bother me at all. Do I hold any hard feelings? Not at all, ... Life is too short to sit a...
KOBE BRYANT Life is short. Don't waste it being comfortable.
LEONARDO CAPILI The greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all about you and your mistakes, and still s...
DHARM BABU Life is too short, so think first before you proceed.
PETER ALMOJUELA CHRISTENSEN Look. We both know life is short, Macy. Too short to waste a single second with anyone who doesn't a...
SARAH DESSEN I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT Life is too short to commit suicide, Be patient, you will still die.
OLASOT My life is too short to focus on legislation when I could be making art. So I'm not a copyright refo...
NINA PALEY For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA People always say life is too short for regrets. But the truth is, it's too long.
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN Life is too sweet and too short to express our affection with just our thumbs. Touch is meant for mo...
KRISTIN ARMSTRONG It's far too ideological and not practical for Canadians.
BILL GRAHAM If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
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KAREN ALLEN I don't know if I've ever played a character who's close to me. There have been some ele...
KAREN ALLEN Idleness does drive me crazy, but I'd rather read or write than do anything just to work. A kind...
KAREN ALLEN I loved living and breathing theatre so much that I decided I had to find a way to bring my desire t...
KAREN ALLEN I just felt like I had to create a life for myself where I was more independent.
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