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Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...


King James Gadsden

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
UNKNOWN CHRISTIAN When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
NESHIALY S. When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons
VINCE GUTHRIE I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.
BARON HILL When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
JAMES BRADY If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a l...
ELIZABETH GILBERT When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
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ANONYMOUS I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and hav...
RON WHITE I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have...
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FELICIA DAY When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and...
RON WHITE All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the l...
PORTAL 2 I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn le...
CAVE JOHNSON PORTAL 2 The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade -...
VIVEK WADHWA Twisting lemons into lemonade.
PETER DUCHAN When life gives you lemons, make them into lemonade. No matter how bad, it will give you the strengt...
MYLYN YAMPAN I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ...
RON WHITE See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know...
PRISCILLA GLENN When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ...
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J.K. SIMMONS Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!
CATHERINE HAPKA It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful b...
KELLYN ROTH Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No...
ELIZABETH FLOCK Life keeps throwing me stones.
And I keep finding the diamonds...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Those are a lot of tough questions. The question is: Can you make lemonade out of these lemons?
JEFFREY FINKLE See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do
now.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an...
ANTHON ST. MAARTEN You can made it anything you want it to be. I've taken a lot of lemons and make lemonade.
PHALANGE J. WORD When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you s...
ROB THURMAN Hollywood's video marketers excel at making lemonade out of lemons.
TOM ADAMS That's the silver lining. They gave us lemons and we made lemonade.
CHARLES LEACH See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”
“Wow,” Lauren said. �...
PRISCILLA GLENN Beyond making lemonade out of lemons it's the idea that out of destruction comes creation.
BONNIE CLEARWATER Now, it's a matter of seeing whether the funding is forthcoming. We're trying to make lemonade from ...
KATIE DECKER When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.
PATRICK SCHELL If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
DARYNDA JONES I've always wanted to entertain people, and when I was in school, I was interested in creative w...
AJ LEE Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improv...
JAYLEIGH CAPE As far as I'm concerned, there are two types of people in this world: people like Queeg who, when li...
MELISSA DECARLO If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.
UNKNOWN If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
JOAN COLLINS When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
ANGIE WEST We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made fr...
MAD MAGAZINE When they give you lemons, you need to make lemonade. When they give you oranges, you need to make o...
ALEX RODRIGUEZ If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
DEAN CAVANAGH When life gives you lemons! Make a fruit salad!
LULU MARES I'm glad they keep running, because he keeps throwing them out.
KYLE DAVIES We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEUMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED NEWMAN We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish i...
ALFRED E. NEUMAN Any waste stream in our society can be turned into a revenue stream. It's turning the lemons in ...
BILLY PARISH If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
CONAN O'BRIEN When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.
- SAFAYA CARBON Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be tu...
ALLIE STEPHENS Old friends are best. King James used to call for his old shoes; they were easiest for his feet.
JOHN SELDEN At last, in 1611, was made, under the auspices of King James, the famous King James version; and thi...
LAFCADIO HEARN On the day that James disappeared I had to disappear too. Because I wasn't seen, a big part of James...
DAN HUNT When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and lemon pie, ... That may sound trite, yet what I mean i...
ANNE WHITE When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
COLLEEN HOOVER Life kept throwing me storms, but I kept finding rainbows.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
MARIA If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
HOWARD GOSSAGE If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
HOWARD LUCK GOSSAGE I can be the best James Bond there is.
HRITHIK ROSHAN If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his th...
JACK HANDY Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with ...
TOM DOUGLAS I have an avocado tree at my place in Los Angeles - it's the smoother-skinned one, which tends t...
KYLE MACLACHLAN When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
DALE CARNEGIE It brings the throwing group together, because we have to depend on each other. Everyone else coming...
DREW MARTIN when life gives you lemon, take it. don't waste food
GISELLE MARQUEZ The Trio to make a meaningful life are determination,passion & satisfaction.Determination keeps on g...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!
STEPHEN RICHARDS When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
CATHY GUISEWITE The king James bible version is like the Catholic church,it's impact never ceases.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) [James, 40, played a bumbling suitor in the film] Hitch ... The King of Queens.
WILL SMITH There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better ...
GENA SHOWALTER I'm so in control of my life, you shouldn't dislike anything I do-because I'm not only in the best p...
DREW BARRYMORE When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government
SEANCITYNAVY When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
SEAN KEVIN SWEENEY My father was a Baptist preacher, and he used to read the King James Bible to me every single mornin...
JAY PARINI That's what keeps me out there trying to be perfect. Because I feel people still haven't seen the be...
MARK ROMAN I talked to Reverend James Lawson, that was a close ally to Martin Luther King ... and they all told...
JERRY RAY I will, proudly and by preference, do at least one picture a year for King Brothers, and I will try ...
DALTON TRUMBO If I have to filibuster on the Senate floor, I'll even read the King James Bible until the wall ...
LUTHER STRANGE James Brown died owing me $50,000. But I loved James Brown.
DON KING When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES What my first son James did was allow me to care for something in this world when I couldn't car...
COLIN FARRELL When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?"
HENRY ROLLINS When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.
CHRIS MACHADO If life gives you lemons, pray for fruit, fruit of the Holy Spirit.
N. J. SALAVEENA Gravity is my best friend. Gravity keeps me and my family together.
LEANNE T. When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?
CARMEN IN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make a lemonade
DALE CARNEGIE My circumstances do not make me what I am, they reveal who I have chosen to be. (from James Allen).
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BASIL KING Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty -- as a way of enjoying elitism wi...
FLORENCE KING Getting your house in order and reducing the confusion gives you more control over your life. Person...
LARRY KING Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of fundamentalist Christianity. F...
FLORENCE KING No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can ch...
STEPHEN KING Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
FLORENCE KING His heart had been broken. And now all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible f...
STEPHEN KING The vitamin has been reified. A chemical intangible originally defined as a unit of nutritive value,...
FLORENCE KING Love didn't grow very well in place where there was only fear, just as plants didn't grow very well ...
STEPHEN KING Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equalit...
FLORENCE KING Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
STEPHEN KING The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes t...
FLORENCE KING Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. W...
FLORENCE KING I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
LARRY KING I'll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined for 70 points.
STACEY KING Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the pl...
FLORENCE KING