Life with fools consists in drinking; with the wise man, thinking.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

The man that isn't jolly after drinking Is just a driveling idiot, to my thinking

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.