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Bill Cosby

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TATYANA ALI Bill Cosby, you name it, I never knew who would be there; but it was wonderful,
MARVIN HAMLISCH At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave ...
KEVIN HART She's in the mold of Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld, ... You can accept that Ellen could be like us.
BILL CARROLL The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I alwa...
DEMETRI MARTIN Begin each day with private reading of the Word and prayer.
JIM ELLIOT You will see Bill Cosby on steroids,
RUSSELL SIMMONS When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so...
DAVE COULIER Each new day, our minds grow older; the better or bitter daily lesson that makes our minds grow olde...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Begin each day with positive affirmations.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Each new day, our minds grow older; the mediocre, bitter or better daily lesson that makes our minds...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I'm lucky. I'm getting older with some directors who are getting older.
CATHERINE DENEUVE A young outcast will often feel that there is something wrong with himself, but as he gets older, gr...
CRISS JAMI I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and Jam...
BERNIE MAC A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
JANE HEARD A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy.
BARRY CORBIN Everyone else goes home for nostalgia, and happy memories. I end up feeling like I never fit in with...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON There are people who like the simplicity of getting all this in one bill from one company. There are...
JAN DAWSON It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are mor...
MARTIN MULL It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are mo...
MARTIN MULL How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get...
DANIEL HANDLER I am a total coffee snob and bore. If anyone makes the mistake of offering me 'a coffee' the...
RACHEL JOHNSON The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation fo...
JULIA ROBERTS I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every nig...
STEPHEN COLBERT It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really ar...
MARTIN MULL There is no doubt in my mind Bill Cosby was a bad boy.
ALAN THICKE Lord, deliver me from the person who never makes a mistake, and also from the person who makes the s...
WILLIAM JAMES MAYO I was fresh out of drama school and had no idea what I was doing. They hustled me along and Bill Cos...
MICHAEL WEATHERLY Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that ...
BILL COSBY I like Patricia. I LOVE Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL I think that's what makes life interesting-the evolution of getting older, and it's kinda fascinatin...
ALEXIS BLEDEL We deal with a right of privacy older than the Bill of Rights-older than our political parties, olde...
WILLIAM ORVILLE DOUGLAS Getting older makes you no wiser, but number of lessons that learned.
TOBA BETA Since the day of my operation, I have a face like everyone else. A door to the future is opening.
ISABELLE DINOIRE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES They represent everybody. All the greats. Bill Cosby - one of my heroes. Now me? This is so incredib...
JAKE SHIMABUKURO I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old....
RON WHITE If you're into genealogy, read the newspaper. If I don't read anything else in the newspaper, I read...
BONNIE BROTHERS I see the maturity of Michelle Snow, getting better and better each day.
VAN CHANCELLOR One of my favorite guys when I was young... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted...
FAIZON LOVE Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cos...
BILL COSBY I like to think that as I get older I'm getting better at spending time with people who have qua...
SAMANTHA POWER I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's al...
DREW CAREY I'm an early riser. I get up between five and six, have coffee, and read for a couple of hours b...
DAVID BOWIE Getting older makes you no wiser,
but number of lessons that learned.
TOBA BETA I don't choose to take a role to prove to someone what I can do. It's an August Wilson play. I met w...
PHYLICIA RASHAD As time goes by and you're getting older and stuff like that - getting older sucks. You know, I ...
MICKEY ROURKE Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.
STEPHANIE PERKINS I went on just living that illusion that I'd already created for everyone else. I was treating it li...
IAN ROBERTS I think Mr. Cosby has always been very much an activist and a big proponent of African-American prid...
KESHIA KNIGHT PULLIAM Bill and Keith knew each other's idiosyncrasies like the back of their hands.
SWEN NATER Like everyone else, I want to go on dancing forever, but I know the day is going to come when I will...
KAREN KAIN People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself, and they never forget a single m...
OM BENIWAL It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech an...
RON WHITE Stages are getting higher and higher, and I'm getting older and older.
IGGY POP I think that's what makes life interesting - the evolution of getting older, and it's kinda ...
ALEXIS BLEDEL As a husband, father and public servant, I'm thankful for the counsel and wisdom of my older bro...
DENIS MCDONOUGH Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian.
ALBERT CAMUS Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian
ALBERT CAMUS When you have kids and get older, it goes beyond flowers and chocolate. It's about waking up wit...
JAMES MARSDEN McCoy is one of the older girls and more experienced. She's a good, strong, powerful hitter and make...
GEORGE BECK “Begin each day as if it were on purpose”
MARY ANNE RADMACHER “Begin each day as if it were on purpose”
MARY ANNE RADMACHER I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which ...
GEORGE CLOONEY The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW No one is perfect, everyone makes mistake at one point or another but winner are those who has coura...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The man who achieves makes many mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all - doing noth...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN I want you to begin keeping a calendar of who you see and when: the first day each year you see butt...
DERRICK JENSEN Older women know who they are, and that makes them more beautiful than younger ones. I like to see a...
NAVEEN ANDREWS But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, wh...
GEORGE CLOONEY I begin with an idea and then it becomes something else.
PABLO PICASSO Now the finger pointing will start, everyone having someone else to blame but at the end of the day,...
BERNADETTE CHIARO Now the finger pointing will start, everyone having someone else to blame but at the end of the day,...
BERNADETTE DEL CHIARO I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I wanted to be into fashion, but I was never the kind of person who could keep up with fashion trend...
RAINA TELGEMEIER I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, J...
BERNIE MAC Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, ther...
AARON LEVIE It's nice to begin each day with an open mind but a wonderful fulfillment will come with an open hea...
RON BARATONO I have a chef who makes sure that I'm getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats thro...
BARRY BONDS I turn to the 'Telegraph's' obituaries page with trepidation.
CHRISTOPHER LEE You can call it innocence, or you can call it gullibility, but Celia made the most common mistake of...
LIONEL SHRIVER I wear weird things sometimes. I like to drink coffee. Neither of those things have anything to do w...
MARY-KATE OLSEN

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